Louisa Warwick Louisin’ Her Bikini and Crap Around the Web

April 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today's edition features hottie Evan Rachel Wood fighting for her rights, Katherine McPhee and Dove Cameron discovering their breasts, nip slips, skin-filled DVDs and Blu-rays, and much more! READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Is Close To Winning Mother Of The Year

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Any child that shares DNA with Farrah Abraham never had a chance. She’s never been the best mother or role model. She’s also a great example of why certain people shouldn’t be allowed to breed. But since it’s still... READ MORE

Southwest Airlines – We Do Things Differently And Also Kill People

April 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Southwest made a name for itself by being the airline that doesn’t play by anyone else’s rulebook. And now they’re really throwing caution to the wind by killing people on their planes. It’s just so nice to see a... READ MORE

New Blu-ray And DVD T&A To Watch Out For

April 17, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Make sure to go to the store this weekend and not buy DVDs or Blu-rays like a freak, and instead just check out the tits and asses online like a normal person. The 2017 series Claws features half-ass... READ MORE

Bill Murray Is A One Man Band When It Comes To Business

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Would you believe me if I told you there’s at least one person in Hollywood who doesn’t mix their business life and personal life like some cocktail. Bill Murray is one man in show business that still believes in... READ MORE

Another Show About Women Still Not Over All The Sexual Assault Starring Mariska Hargitay

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women still won’t let the spotlight on sexual assault in the entertainment industry die. The entire nation is possibly on the brink of being dragged into World War 3 but making sure a man asked if it was okay... READ MORE

Solange, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Um, did anyone else realize that Solange Knowles is the worst person on the planet? And yes, Jessica Chastain is still alive. Solange spent her early years in the often sizable shadow of her sister Beyoncé, but wore enough... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 93: Jennifer Lawrence Strips Naked & Halle Berry Butt

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s episode of the Mr. Skin Podcast is brimming with nudity! READ MORE

Evan Rachel Wood’s Boobs To Receive Equal Pay For Westworld

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Westworld was basically the product of HBO execs realizing that after Jason Mamoa made rape cool again by assaulting Hot Tits Whatshername on Game of Thrones, they needed to expand their inventory. In order for the big budget masturbatory... READ MORE

Oscar De La Hoya Having Sex With Spatulas On Film

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Oscar De La Hoya can officially change his name to Oscar De La Joto. First he was caught with a full body fishnet and a fedora on. Not even frat bros go that far after their fifteenth beer of... READ MORE