Tila Tequila Procreating Again

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila refuses to close her mouth or legs and the man sticking it to her unfortunately finished in the wrong hole. She’s pregnant again. I was willing to bet she would be incarcerated for smiting whichever female celebrity... READ MORE

Ariel Winter Knows You Want Her Ass

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Mar 7, 2018 at 2:02pm PST With the millions of girls whose parents never loved them currently showing off their tits and asses on Instagram, we as the consumer really have... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Painting Tommy Lee As A Bad Man

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tommy Lee is dating quite the babe. Brittany Furlan is nowhere near as accomplished as Tommy but she showed the world that she knows how to use a cell phone for more than making viral Vine videos. That fact... READ MORE

Check out the Winners of the Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards!

March 9, 2018 | advertisement | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

It’s award season, and you know what that means: It’s time for Mr. Skin’s legendary Anatomy Awards! Every year, the king of celebrity nudity himself reviews the best nude scenes from the past year and chooses the best of... READ MORE

Bella Thorne In Actual Magazine, Doesn’t Look Sticky

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Bella Thorne In My Side usually looks like she’s been tarred and feathered with jizz and glitter. But recently we saw her not looking like HPV personified, and while after that she suffered a relapse, now she’s once again... READ MORE

Open Post: What Should Have Happened To Martin Shkreli?

March 9, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

He just got seven years in prison. Enough? Spoiler: Hell no. READ MORE

Gary Oldman’s Son Defending Dad From His MeToo Mom

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The MeToo movement is doing more than just ruining the image of single men, it’s tearing the reputations of families apart as well. Gary Oldman did an Oscar worthy bang up job in the Darkest Hour film but his... READ MORE

J Law Acting Up In Honor Of Women’s Day

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawerence is so good at being bad. She upset a nation after refusing to wear a coat in cold weather, complains about America eyeing her cheek meat, and now calls other women cunts just because. Lawerence opened up... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner: Women Are “Emotionally weaker. Physically weaker.”

March 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If I was a terrible eighty-year-old referring to Caitlyn Jenner’s new comments I would say “open mouth, insert foot” – or in the case of Jenner “Open mouth, insert young lesbian beaver,” because the trans celebrity just can’t... READ MORE