Netflix Narcos Scout Possibly Slain By Sicario

Netflix is second runner-up behind alcohol in unexpected pregnancy. And they're seriously willing to risk it all on their original programming. Even if that means a location scout has to die so your chances of getting laid are increased by 30 percent. read more

Standing Desks Kill People, New Report Says

If your name is Barbara from accounts recievable, you dabble with morbid obesity but you drink Diet now so it's all good, and you plan on dying self-impaled on a plastic ficus in your cubicle surrounded by NCIS paraphernalia, you probably love a good standing desk. If... read more

Leah Remini Snitches On Jada Pinkett Smith's Scientology Status

Family is forever. So snitching on your sister about her psychotic Scientology beliefs should be expected. Blood in blood out. Scientology was clearly the tax free answer to the Illuminati. read more

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Pamela Anderson's Son Dresses Her

There are two reasons a grown son might dress his own mother. The first involve a series of limited but very popular category tabs on Xhamster. The second means you won't be attending his wedding to a woman any time soon read more

Jaime King Defends Defenseless Anorexic Models on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #102

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we defend gauntly Jaime King in her defense of unhealthily skinny models, come up with the definitive definition of the vastly overused word, "rape", discuss Ariel Winter's turning out at twelve in defense of her mom, sort of get... read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 63: TIFF Nudes, J. Law, Kate Mara, Nicole Kidman, And More!

Our Skin Skouts are back from the Toronto International Film Fest with all the details on the best upcoming nudity! We already gave you the scoop on Jennifer Lawrence’s official nude debut in mother!, but now we’ve got news on Kate Mara and Ellen Page’s lesbian scene in... read more

Lea Michele Magnetic Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Arianny Celeste vacay, Caroline Vreeland see-through, and more! read more

Crappy Store Files For Bankruptcy

I start to feel bad for the fate of doomed brick and mortar stores right up until the point when a sales associate at Lowe's tells me that he doesn't think they carry wire. In a time when Amazon will deliver a dental dam to your front door within one hour and then take... read more

Francia Raisa Gives a Kidney

Nature and nurture both work against Hollywood producing decent folk. Shallow people from hither and yon self-select themselves into the entertainment industry.  read more

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Heather Locklear Didn't Dodge Ditch But Ducks Criminal Charges For Car Crash

Heather Locklear has stepped up her personal attention grab game with a sympathy seeking post for a car crash that was all her fault.  read more

Britney Spears Solo Kohl's Fashion Show At Home

Britney Spears might not be invited to mingle with the who's who of drug addicts at fashion week events happening around the world, but that isn't stopping her from putting on a manic dead-eyed fashion show of her own on Instagram. In a new video, the lip syncing... read more

Danielle Bregoli Lands Atlantic Record Deal (VIDEO)

Those parental cliches about eating your vegetables and studying and early to bed to ensure success in life seem particularly bullshit in the face of Danielle Bregoli landing a music contract with Atlantic Records.  read more