Kate Del Castillo Newest Stripper For Animals

Taking your clothes off always gets attention. Women love attention. The only thing better than having everyone stare at your naked body for attention is if you think you’re doing it for a good cause. read more

David Hasselhoff’s Husky Daughter Empowers Herself

Fat is being forced upon us ladies and gentlemen. Women who wobble when they walk from excessive weight are here to tell men what they should like. Having an attraction to a woman of normal weight is sexist. read more

Sports Illustrated Model Says Sexual Harassment Was Once Welcomed

According to former Sports Illustrated model Paulina Porizkova sexual harassment from men was how you knew if you were hot or not.  read more

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Demi Lovato Hot Mesh and Shit Around the Web

Princess Leia cosplay, 12 days of Titsmas, and more! read more

Which Has a Longer Lifespan, Mayflies Or Porn Stars?

I pray that hot women with colorful tattoos taking their own lives doesn’t become a trend. I’d probably lose my mind if Christy Mack or Daizha Morgann decided to voluntarily kick the bucket.  read more

Open Post: How Much Would You Need To Get Paid Off To Be Sexually Assaulted?

Let's assume the person accosting you is pretty gross, like John Goodman or Khloé Kardashian, because you can't really be harassed by an attractive person. That's called a compliment. Ideally, I would have a Gwenyth Paltrow-level of payoff from being victimized -... read more

Avengers Cast Indian Gives Invitation To Viral Bullied Kid

Everyone tries so hard to have their hand personally influence “karma.” Celebrities coming to their own conclusions before having all of the facts isn’t anything new. The cast for Marvels’ The Avengers are nominated for a backlash award after their latest goof up,... read more

Free Lobotomies With Gigi Hadid's Hot Party Tips

Well my apologies to Bella Hadid, because while I've been making fun of her for being a botched whore Japanese sex robot, which obviously she is, her sister Gigi Hadid has apparently been providing the most brain dead interviews in the history of the universe, and might... read more

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Kathy Griffen On How To Save A Career

Kathy Griffen lost her mind and then lost her career shortly thereafter. CNN cut ties with her and she was banned from co-hosting the annual New Years Eve special. She’s still upset over losing her pet Anderson Cooper. read more

Bieber’s Mom Doesn’t Just Like Gomez, She Likes Everyone

I’m not sure how Justin Bieber can look Selena Gomez in the eye anymore. She had intercourse with the enemy and was handed back like the plot in an episode of a Game Of Thrones spinoff. read more

Tavis Smiley, Fired and Fighting Back (VIDEO)

Smiley contends that investigators hired by PBS to look into allegations that he had sex with female employees intimidated witnesses to provide damming evidence against Smiley, and encourage them to embellish facts and circumstances.  read more