The MTV Movie Awards that nobody watched had a “tense” moment when Parks And Recreation Star Aubrey Plaza tried to take an award from Will Ferrell. She had the name of her latest movie, The To Do List, written on her chest in what can only be described as a huge coincidence. She rushed the stage and had a brief awkward tug-of-war with Ferrell and his award before sitting back down. MTV claimed they were shocked by it all, blah, blah. It’s so cleeeeeaarrrllllyyy a lamely scripted publicity stunt. Just like Kanye West and Taylor Swift a few years ago. Still, the young’ins took to the Twitterverse or whatever to blast Plaza for her actions. Nobody has ever failed in business by presuming young teens to be morons. It’s probably in the MTV mission statement.