Brooklyn Decker’s Dress Is The Best

July 29, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments

Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson were filming their new comedy, Stretch, in Los Angeles yesterday, and because I’d rather not make an effort to look up what it’s actually about, I’m going to guess that it’s a film about a woman with a ridiculous body that is forced to wear a very unflattering dress in public. And because the dress hides her incredible breasts, she’s really disappointed, because she’s wondering why no guys are paying attention to her anymore.

But then a gust of wind comes and almost shows everyone her crotch and she realizes that the dress was just right for her all along. The end.

(Photo Credits: JP/JFXimages/

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