Every worthwhile moment in Dirty Grandpa centers around about seven seconds of Aubrey Plaza in her underwear. The remainder is a consistently topless Zac Efron and Robert DeNiro making everybody wonder why he didn’t save more money making movies that weren’t super fucking embarrassing. Watching people who were once on top now turning tricks for Lotto scratchers is the worst. Actually, Zac Efron continuing to land movie roles because gay executives in Hollywood want to top him so desperately is the worst. DeNiro playing the foul mouthed dunderhead in horrific comedies is the second worst. Followed closely by Ellen anything.
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