Adriana Lima Is Muy Caliente And Shit Around The Web

May 3, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia | 0 Comments

Adriana Lima’s job is to show up to events, strike a pose, and let guys imagine fucking her. The hours are rough, but the pay is good and virtual spooge doesn’t leave any stains.

These Latin award shows are like a Mexican lunch buffet of sexiness. (Last Men On Earth)

Louise Mikkelson takes all her clothes off in Vogue Spain. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Alessandra Ambrosio in a tight leather skirt? Don’t mind if I do. (Egotastic)

Daphne Joy bikinis and the result is wondrous. (TMZ)

Lara Stone is caught topless while changing on set. (Drunken Stepfather)

I’d like to fall into these thigh gaps. (The Chive)

Taylor Swift and her Big Bird legs are out on the town. (Popoholic)

Abbey Clancy wore a sheer shirt and forgot to also wear a bra. (Taxi Driver)

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