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Aaron Carter 2nd Amendment For Gay Pride

 

Contrary to popular belief, Aaron Carter did not die in the 2010's due to stage four obscurity or a glue overdose. He's alive and all set to make his presence known to any terrorists that gets in his way. Carter is set to perform at L.A. Pride this weekend where he may or may not bring a loaded gun. He's leaving you guessing. Armed zombified twinks are all the rage in the L.A. gay community.

Carter's weapons interest stems from the recent bombing of Ariana Grande's concert in Manchester. Terrorists go for high impact. Real American Carter states in his video shot for TMZ:

It's just crazy to think that that's what's going on and honestly one side of me doesn't want any part of it and the other side of me just wants be a true American and put my guns on and fight back.

I will pull out my guns and I will shoot you if you come and try and do some stuff like that. I live in America. I'm allowed to have guns.

Anyone with their finger on the Pulse knows the last time an emotionally unstable person with a flare for firearms headed to a gay event things didn't go so well. Carter performing at L.A. Pride is like John Wayne Gacy working at Gymboree. A classic win-lose. He'll unload his second amendment rights when he's startled by someone's sneeze while attendees wonder when being gay was ever more fun.

Carter's video will make it onto the front page of the ISIS magazine currently outselling Time and Newsweek combined. They'll assume he's Justin Bieber with SARS and issue a travel ban. Put down your weapon, patient zero. Or maybe turn it around. 

Photo Credit: TMZ

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