Justin Bieber Climbing Dumb Tattoo Charts

June 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

It’s hard to keep up with which young rich kid in Hollywood is currently leaving the trendy tattoo parlor with the shittiest idea for permanent ink. This was bound to happen when drinking and driving became passé for the 18–24 year old millionaires. 

Justin Bieber showed off his latest shitty idea for a tattoo. In the old days, people didn’t used to brag about dumb things they did or ugly ladies they slept with. Not it’s all hands on deck, look at me, it’s me, me me.  Bieber’s tattoo reads “Better at 70”. It’s his new motto.

“I look back at a lot of things in my life, mistakes, insecurities, and although I have felt I’ve wasted a lot of time it also makes me want to be better faster! For me personally I want to work everyday to be BETTER AT 70”

Though not entirely personally, as Bieber requested his entourage to all get the same tattoos. Hipster midgets make the worst slave masters. Imagine the decision between losing your humiliating but high living model fucking lifestyle of hanging with Justin Bieber or inking some idiotic slogan on your leg. Now imagine you have no integrity.

Hidden within Bieber’s cheap pamphlet slogan tattoo is some level of cunning. Being better at 70 is the kind of goal at 23 that provides you lots of wiggle room. Say you kill at man at 27 for calling you short. Twenty years in the state pen for murder two. You still got plenty of time to satisfy your leg tattoo. Same goes for being an impish asshole until 45. Twenty-five years of not being a dick should cover that. Long term relative improvement goals are the best. Assume any implied intelligence behind this tattoo were purely coincidental.

Photo credit: Instagram/Justin Bieber

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