Caricature of distorted feminity Kylie Jenner took to Snapchat to share a glimpse of her life in plastic. Spoiler: Not fantastic. The nineteen-year-old proudly displays her eviscerated youth in a yellow bikini that never thought things would end like this. Two costume changes round out the look. Jenner’s ability to drum up excitement by hawking familiar wares with slight tweaks is rivaled only by Apple. No headphone jack on the iPhone. Mind blown. Slightly more disproportioned Jenner taking a selfie. Cool.
The media is touting Jenner’s killer curves and the pouty prolapsed anus she has attached to her mouth. Anal and oral at the same time. No wonder she’s a hit. Jenner’s Snapchat frenzy randomly coincides with the new trailer for her own reality series set to premiere on August 6th, The Life Of Kylie. Among the many pensive musings, Jenner states:
There’s two sides of me. there’s an image that I feel constantly pressured to keep up with and then there’s who I really am. that’s who I want you guys to get to know.
The busted drag queen? We’ve met her. The Jenners and Kardashians are inspirations for young women like neo-Nazis are inspirations for grumpy kids with guns. Girls are mimicking corporate entities and body modification gurus disguised as misunderstood, quirky sisters who just happen to look like Betty Boop’s turds. Jenner adds in the trailer:
I don’t want to be a weirdo, I’m over it.
The world is yet to catch up.
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