Nothing But Trouble Since Chrissy Teigen Took Her Twins Out

July 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s always a good day when Chrissy Teigen is having a bad day. Her greatest accomplishments in life are her tits and marrying one of the few black celebrities still stuck in the sunken place. John Legend looks like... READ MORE

Mel B Relives Her Vintage Me Too Moment

July 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Me Too has proven to be one of the more annoying monkey wrenches thrown in the direction of Hollywood as of late. It’s a glitch in the money making system that has failed to adopt a statute of limitations... READ MORE

Jonas Bros Crash Wedding Of Woman Who Belongs On Bang Bros

July 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The Jonas brothers went from preaching purity and abstinence to crashing the wedding of a retired porn star and stripper. They’ve come a long way. Professional porn princess and full-time fornicator Mary Carey tied the knot with Dr. Joseph... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Is An International Stool Pigeon

July 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Any story involving Lindsay Lohan always feels like fake news but somehow turns out to be real news once the smoke clears. But most importantly, in the end, fraudulent or authentic, who really cares? It’s Lindsay and she’s as... READ MORE

Margot Robbie Is Girls Only For Her Spinoff Flick

July 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Since the world was in short supply of movies containing sultry super villains, a female focused Suicide Squad spinoff was the only way to right this recently discovered wrong. Birds of Prey is the name of the movie Margot... READ MORE

Church Worked; Baldwin Let Bieber Put A Ring On It

July 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber has already hit his peak and is at a point in his career where there’s nowhere to go but down. And what better way to celebrate the decline than to marry a model. If he read the... READ MORE

Ariel Winter Wants To Eat Cheeseburgers In Peace; Leaves Social Media

July 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you lust over Ariel Winter without the help of alcohol, congratulations, you’re one of the few men who find the first stage of obesity as sexually arousing. The next step is either getting help or becoming a full... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston Seeking Double Team Dating Fun After Justin

July 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There’s nothing more saddening than the woman you’ve previously professed a love for turning into a full blown slut right after she dates you. It probably would have been a bit better if she told you that she was... READ MORE

Snoop Dogg Singlehandedly Ruins Independence Day

July 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There’s so much wrong going on here, where do I start? If you live in the inner city you should be used to disappointment already, a rap artist showing up late to a venue should be the least of... READ MORE

America’s Most Beloved White Woman Charged With Welfare Fraud

July 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You may be able to trick your fellow citizens when it comes to the color of your skin, but you can’t expect to get away things just as easily when it comes to getting over on your government. Rachel... READ MORE