Spencer Pratt Grooming Newborn For Celebrity Rehab

"You’re not a good parent if you’re not trying to get your son set up to potentially get a $250 million gig, If doctors were getting paid $250 million, we’d hit the books hard, but currently that’s not the reality." read more

Lena Dunham's Tits Are Her "Art Doofus"

Giant ball of fun, I mean, giant ball of privilege, elitism, and hilariously distributed fat deposits, Lena Duhman has moved on from feeling sexually rejected by Harvey Weinstein to dredging up hard feelings against Seth MacFarlane for his 2013 Oscars boob song. Anybody... read more

Abraham Family Portrait One For The Baby Book

If a picture tells a thousand words, some of the ones that come to mind in this new family memento from Farrah Abraham are: "Child Protective Services," "future drug addict," "current drug addict," "desperate," and, needless to say, "botched." Last night Abraham marched... read more

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Kim Kardashian Says She Has, Like, Body Dysmorphia

The ladies of the Jenndashian brothel are revelatory statement Pez dispensers as they try to salvage a show people used to watch. On the most recent episode of No One's Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim continues to try to make her fake Paris robbery a thing while also... read more

Internet Loving Bella Hadid's "Dope" Shopping Trip

Bella Hadid sounds like a Japanese sex robot struggling with a 90's slang vocabulary upgrade in a new video released by Complex Magazine. And, she probably is. While shopping for sneakers in front of the cameras, Hadid uses the word "dope" with the frequency and... read more

Hot Felon Jeremy Meeks Wishes Ex-Wife Farewell With Yacht Pap Pics

Nothing says "Have fun being poor you dumb cow" to your soon-to-be ex-wife quite like stripping down with your new ho on a million-dollar yacht in St. Barts in front of the paps. "Hot Felon" Jeremy Meeks is wasting no time shedding whatever past sanctioned his tattoo... read more

Hypersexual Bella Thorne Reveals Lesbian Crushes

The product of a trash compactor and a bottle of Viagra, Bella Thorne, is mostly a vagina with just a very haphazard body built around it as an afterthought, and while talking to StyleCaster, she revealed that her vag is hungry for Kristen Stewart, Demi Lovato, and Camila... read more

Gal Gadot Hates America

Gal Gadot is about as charming as Natalie Portman's role in Black Swan as played by a skin tag during her appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The thirty-two-year-old Israeli and Mr. Tears Of A Clown cover everything from her role in Wonder Woman to the... read more

Kim Kardashian Pissed About Her Gross Fat Body (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian has the misfortunate of looking at her non-photoshopped body in some pap pics in a new clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After she realizes that she isn't staring at a bewigged overfed centaur galloping through the grass, Kardashian criticizes the... read more

Iggy Azalea Fake Butt Cheeks In Time For Halloween

If you ever lifted up a cushion from your couch to eye that linty but still good fallen Gardetto and thought "While it's in my hand, what if I just went ahead and stapled this cushion to my ass?" you have more in common with Iggy Azalea than you think. The rarest of... read more

370-Pound Man Sues Six Flags For Pool Masturbation Allegations

Amusement parks are the end all be all place to teach your kids that shit gets real out there, and nothing is more real than a 370-pound man jerking his innie in a wave pool in front of his daughter. Allegedly. According to TMZ, A security guard at Six Flags Hurricane... read more

Jamie Lee Curtis Struggling

Former pop star Katy Perry has been toying with various looks since coming out as the wokest in all the land for her Witness album blowout, and these pics from the set of Wednesday's Good Morning America reveal that she settled on Jamie Lee Curtis' take on a technicolor... read more