Liev Schreiber Sluts Up His Little Boy and ESPN Sapphic Love Machine on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #94

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dig into Usher's herpes and wonder if there ought be a rate card for STD transmissions, concur that ESPN is a sinking shit-pit of Disney leveraged politics, wonder why rich white people on the coasts want their boys to be girls... read more

T.J. Miller Says Women aren't Funny, Backpedals

Being sent dick pics on a daily basis is not a tragedy. Annoying, but not worth a 60-minute comedy special. read more

'Best Fight Against the System' Award Completes the VMA's

In addition to going gender neutral in their music video award categories, which makes sense, since nobody actually knows who produces the music videos, certainly not the artists themselves, the MTV VMA's this year are adding a "Best Fight Against the System" award. read more

Jesus Christ Interfering With Justin Bieber's Career

Now that the drama of not wowing more audiences with shitty autotuned music has settled, all eyes are back on Carl Lentz, and Bieber's new faith in Christ cults. Lentz leads the Hillsong Church - a group that has all the buzzwords of the subject of an HBO true crime drama... read more

Susan Collins Calls Another Congressman 'Unbelievably Unattractive' on Hot Mic

Congressman Blake Farenthold is an abominable looking man. He's an obese, triple chinned, goofy looking motherfucker. Or a Congressional five. You're not supposed to be able to say these things aloud.  read more

Venus Williams Claims Not Murderer But We Know

Wesley Snipes on a bad a day, Venus Williams, went on a lackluster killing spree on June 9th when she barreled through an intersection in Palm Beach Garden, FL, causing an elderly couple to T-bone her car. New evidence from Barson's lawyers claims that Williams actually... read more

How Many Millions for Dinner With Leo and Kate?

Make a list of things Leonardo DiCaprio related that you'd pay a million bucks for. The yacht, the plane, largely well maintained vulvas of various hot Victoria's Secret models. How about dinner with Leo and Kate Winslet? Alligator arms. DiCaprio had to pull some auction... read more

Kylie Jenner Snap Hacked

Snapchat was invented so high school drug connects and trashy girls who flash their tits to be popular could have a single place to ply their trade where parents couldn't find them. It worked. Nobody ever went broke selling vices. read more

Social Media Spies Burglarize The Duff

Stalking and home invasion is hard. But thanks to technology and the negligence of common sense, things just got a little easier.  read more

Beckham Loves Beer

Nothing truly says I haven't accomplished anything like dating subpar singing stars on YouTube looking for a come up. read more

Yolanda Hadid Morning Ass

Our second favorite tick infested celebrity, Yolanda Hadid, shares her big ass with the world in a new Instagram picture. The ninety-five-year-old reality television sensation wears a revealing thong while terrifying the morning sky into submission. Her caption reads:... read more

Girl Who Got The Demon Bumps From Usher Now Wants $20 Mill

You may recall all the way back to a few days ago when a chick sued Usher for ten million for having unprotected sex with her after he knew he had contracted Herpes Simplex 2. She cited his negligence and a bad cover story for drippy dick as the cause of her extreme... read more