Suing Your Reps Is Fraught With Peril

In Hollywood, your professional reps and personal assistants are like your family. So, only loyal to the dollar. Assume while you've been drinking most of your adult life, your esteemed ten-percenters have been sober and learning shit about you you wish were still... read more

Amber Heard Waterlogged Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Gabrielle Caunesil, Petra Nemcova, and more! read more

Amber Heard And Elon Musk Putting a Stamp On It

Amber Heard shared a photo of herself and Elon Musk, the alleged genius who's about to marry her and be half as much of a billionaire. It's possible to be super smart and socially retarded. It's also possible your company has a fantastic PR campaign behind you and you're... read more

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Amber Heard Humble Hero

Amber Heard recalls a crazy day seven years ago when she took the plunge and told an Ellen show website interviewer that she was bisexual. Obviously the reporter was also gay, as was everybody else within eight nautical miles of Ellen's re-imagined Isle of Lesbos luxury... read more

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp Still Battling

When a lesbian you married on a pinot noir bender demands seven million to leave quietly, you have two choices. Only one is legal. read more

Amber Heard Comes Out Against Domestic Violence (VIDEO)

Somewhere in her seven million dollar settlement is a clause clearly stating Amber Heard can never publicly state Johnny Depp beat her. Whether he did or he didn't, she clearly made that suggestion in the press and to the judge prior to and during her divorce settlement.... read more

Amber Heard Sued For Bitchiness

Amber Heard is a real life Marvel villain who is now up to some really shady shit involving Elon Musk. She might be working for the Russians, or she is a 500 year old avatar attempting to destroy humanity in retaliation for having her baby stolen away from her during the... read more

Amber Heard Broke-Ass

When your buddy who sells magazine subscriptions after waking up midday in a stony haze informs you he's broke, you don't need to ask any followups. Amber Heard's earned somewhere around the ten million plus mark in her film and modeling career. When she says she's broke... read more

Amber Heard's Last Movie Limping To The Finish Line

Rumor has it Amber Heard fucked Billy Bob Thornton on the set of a movie they filmed together, which would make sense because she's an opportunistic whore without morals who was already fucking another weird old guy with bad tattoos who she wasn't actually attracted to. read more

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Johnny Depp Not Risking Anything

Amber Heard has gone on record as saying she will be giving the $7 million she got for extorting her husband to a couple of charities, including the ACLU, even though that's not actually a charity. How admirable, yet does the ACLU really advocate for the rights of... read more

Matt Nailed Ryan Lochte, I Nailed Amber Heard in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #57

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast we discuss the aforementioned Lochte and Heard victories and defeats depending on your point of view, the bogus sex story claiming porn is making teen boys dicks soft, Kurt Metzger calling out the rape culture witch hunt, Shaun... read more

Amber Heard Lies Her Way To Seven Million Bucks

Amber Heard's master plan worked and she bilked Jonny Depp for $7 million, or $7 million per marital blow job. read more