Martina "Tini Bikini" Stoessel and Shit Around the Web

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AnnaLynne McCord Braless In The Rain

When I was a kid this old school janitor used to tell us that the rain was God pissing on us for being naughty. Every public school at the time had an elderly Slovakian man who said creepy shit like that and was still allowed to be alone around children. A few students... read more

AnnaLynne McCord Opens Up

The best thing that ever happened to Hollywood might be the braless trend. The Westboro Baptist people might say The AIDS, but I'm sticking with an endless array of young women exposing their tits to the elements. I've seen more swollen nipples in the past year than John... read more

AnnaLynne McCord In A Swimsuit At The Beach In Los Angeles

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AnnaLynne McCord In A Bikini

AnnaLynne McCord always looks like she's thinking something deep. It's probably something more along the lines of 'damn, every dude on this beach wishes he was up in my stuff'. Which may not be profound, but it's certainly true. Photo Credit: PCN [gallery guid=805519] read more

AnnaLynne McCord Riding Her Bike On The Beach

There's a new trend in Hollywood where celebrity girls are riding classic looking bikes around town. I'm not sure if it's some bubbly ode to the environmental movement or it's because they're trying to give dirty old men erections, I'm just glad it's happening. With a... read more

AnnaLynne McCord In A Bikini and a Sisterly Threesome

The McCord sisters came to L.A. from Georgia to seek fame and fortune. AnnaLynne got the gigs so she wasn't forced to bang lots of skeevy rich men like her sisters. She does that purely by choice. I'd like to think that this close knit sisterhood has some kind of deviant... read more

why does AnnaLynne McCord have bruises on her ass

While Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes stood around getting angry over how skinny Annalynne McCord is, she bent down and revealed a couple of mysterious bruises on her ass. And do you know what kind of girls show up one morning with bruises on their ass? Fun ones. ... read more

AnnaLynne McCord doesnt need a swimsuit, bra

Annalynne McCord was accused of being a witch and some town folk from Malibu threw her into the cold, grey, angry sea yesterday. And they were right and she was a witch and she drowned and this is her ghost coming back for revenge. No not really. I made that up. Actually... read more

AnnaLynne McCord has a popsicle

It was a hot day at the beach in LA, so AnnaLynne McCord had a popsicle called the Big Stick, and if only there was some kind of joke to be made about her on her back getting hotter and wetter until she finally took that Big Stick in her mouth and finished it off with... read more

AnnaLynne McCord accidentally tweeted a topless pic

AnnaLynne McCord sent a picture of herself to one of her followers on twitter, not realizing that you could see her nipple in it. Once her followers told her what she'd done, she replaced the original with a cropped version. So really it was just a simple mistake that... read more

AnnaLynne McCord is a real trooper

AnnaLynne McCord filmed some hot tub scenes for ‘90210' yesterday, at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey from the looks of it, which is noteworthy because it's December. The only thing worse than being cold is being cold and wet, and the only thing worse than that is... read more