Aubrey O'Day's Lovely Lady Lumps

Now that Pauly has removed his D from Aubrey O'Day I'd like a crack to explore her shore, dirty Jersey style. read more

Aubrey O'Day and That Other Chick Braless

Aubrey O'Day and the other chick still left in Danity Kane celebrated the release of their new computer generated album outside an off-strip Wendy's in Las Vegas. Neither of the girls wore bras which represents the better part of their musical contribution to an album... read more

What If Danity Kane Reunited and Nobody Noticed?

Who can forget where they were when they heard Aubrey O'Day had left Danity Kane? Aubrey didn't quit so much as Sean Combs fired her for having vagina lust. Aubrey showed them all by growing her totally natural breasts two cup sizes entirely through the power of prayer.... read more

Aubrey ODay's Career Seems to Be Going Well

I'm not sure what Aubrey O'Day has been up to in the six years since Diddy kicked her out of his fake MTV girl group. Whatever she's been doing, she seems to be really crushing it. Not just anybody can afford an older Asian hermaphrodite to cinch their waist  so tight... read more

Aubrey O'Day is Looking Pretty Good

Now that Danity Kane is a thing again and people are apparently paying money to see them perform (although I don't have any proof of that), the girl group's only real star, Aubrey O'Day, is getting more exposure. For instance, as she told her Instagram followers and... read more

Aubrey O'Day's Breasts Attended The American Music Awards

Last night, the crown jewel of music award ceremonies that nobody really gives a rat's ass about, the American Music Awards, took place in Los Angeles, and everyone from Miley Cyrus to Taylor Swift showed up to pat each other on the backs for making America's children... read more

Aubrey O'Day Shows Off Her Cleavage And Under Boob On Instagram

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Aubrey O'Day Wants You To Know She's Not Fat

Aubrey O'Day hasn't ever been mistaken for a runway model, in that she's always been a little bit big-boned. I don't want to necessarily say that she's fat, but if she didn't have huge tits to always distract me, I'd probably say that she's fat. At least that's how she... read more

Aubrey O'Day's Breasts Reunited With Danity Kane

If you're one of the 12 people on this planet desperately waiting for Aubrey O'Day and those other girls to reunite for a new Danity Kane album and tour, then you are in luck. The 29-year old singer and professional tit-squisher apparently had lunch with three of her old... read more

Aubrey O'Day needs a new bikini

Hey look, it's Aubrey O'Day in a bikini on Miami Beach yesterday. Lookin good Aubrey! Love those big tits! Be sure to empty out your diaper first if you're gonna go in the water! (image source = inf) [gallery... read more

Aubrey O'Day has emotional support dogs

Aubrey O'Day posted this picture on her instagram (side note: i fucking hate instagram. why can't you navigate around on that piece of shit? if you use it i sincerely hate you) from first class on Virgin America, which allowed her two dogs to fly with her because they're... read more

Aubrey O'Day Wants to be Taken Seriously Now

In Aubrey O'Day's recent interview with Huffpost Celebrity, she would have you believe that not only is she a serious businesswoman, but also the producers of her latest debacle, Celebrity Apprentice, actually altered their show plans to acquiesce her: I literally have... read more