Amy Schumer and Blake Lively Tag Teaming Gender Bias

Amy Schumer put Girl's Life magazine on notice to quit it with the being pretty and having nice hair and makeup and breakup tip for girls. Especially in contrast to Boy's Life which features dream jobs for boys like fireman or fighter pilot or a guy cleaning a dog's... read more

Blake Lively Slips in the Inevitable

In between making babies with Ryan Reynolds, the dream of every woman with a uterus and a channel to get Reynolds sperm therein, Blake Lively is making movies the studio won't let critics review until immediately prior to release. That's akin to posting blurry selfies on... read more

Blake Lively Pregnancy Tits

I can respect a woman who shares her pregnancy tits with the whole world. Daring to bare while with child used to be considered taboo. Pregnant woman covered themselves in unflattering oversized garments and hid their offspring until fully birthed and cooing in the pram.... read more

Aziz Ansari Creeps On Blake Lively

The amount of ass Aziz Ansari gets simply for being on television is a cosmological discrepancy bestowed onto no other. Ashton Kutcher still would be getting hummers in the break room if he swept floors at Home Depot. Ansari would have remained a bobbleheaded virgin into... read more

Blake Lively Castrating Ryan Reynolds

Blake Lively says her husband Ryan Reynolds is incredibly involved in her lifestyle website Preserve. The site is made up of yuppy instagram porn featuring gourmet culinary items and overpriced trust fund hipster garbage such as vintage bow ties. A kind of earthy... read more

Blake Lively Made Milan Fashion Week Fun

The only good thing about all of the different fashion weeks and the designers rolling out ridiculous, expensive new clothes that nobody really ever wears is that all of the most attractive celebrities show up because they get free stuff. Like Blake Lively, for example,... read more

Blake Lively wears clothes well

Though I'm consistently tricked into thinking her tits are gonna look bigger than they do every time I see thumbnails for her pictures, Blake Lively looked terrific yesterday on the set of ‘Gossip Girl', which is apparently still on the air. And to think, when she got... read more

don't worry about Leonardo DiCaprio

You might think that Leonardo DiCaprio would be upset today after hearing that Blake Lively (his ex-girlfriend) married Ryan Reynolds this weekend. But here's DiCaprios current girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, shooting for Victorias Secret today in Miami. He might think this... read more

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively got married

Ryan Reynolds starting dating Scarlett Johansson in April of 2007 and they secretly got married in September of 2008. That marriage lasted a little more than 2 years, and if you think the problem was that he dated her too long, than you and Ryan Reynolds agree, because ... read more

Scarlett Johansson hates Blake Lively

Scarlett Johansson is reportedly mad at Blake Lively, and yes, the fact that women are all nuts is at the root of it. A source tells Us Weekly that Scarlett is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Blake Lively -- even though Johansson ended their... read more

Blake Lively wore a see thru dress. Sort of.

‘Gossip Girl' has now been around for 100 episodes (holy shit, seriously?) and so this weekend they had a party to celebrate that milestone, and Blake Lively wore a dress that was see-thru. Except that it still covered up everything good. So we couldn't see her tits or... read more

Blake Lively is dating Ryan Reynolds, part 2

Us magazine confirms (and I'm using that word in the loosest possible sense) last weeks rumor that Blake Lively has moved on from her break-up with Leonardo DiCaprio and is now dating Ryan Reynolds. Who I always confuse with Chris Evans. They should have a duel and... read more