Emily Ratajkowski Wants Attention and Shit Around the Web

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Victoria's Secret Model Camille Rowe Topless

The French have a much different take on sexism. It doesn't exist. Women control everything by having perfect pairs of breasts they wave in the face of their cowering male population. This is either wonderful or horrible depending on your penchant for wearing a chain and... read more

Camille Rowe Topless

You simply can't find tits in American magazines. Go to Playboy.com, see if you can spot a freaking nipple. You'll get recipes for fruit martinis and epic skateboard fails. I don't know what's happened to this country but we've put the kibosh on women's bodies. Google... read more

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Victoria's Secret Models Sell Better Without Lingerie

As much as it will cost a small Asian village a week of textile wages, a few child starvations are the price of seeing a bunch of Victoria's Secret models without their lingerie. Underwear is but a contrivance of a polite society. An artificial waste of time that I would... read more

Camille Rowe In Holiday Underwear

French chicks wear underwear better than anybody else. Maybe it's the anticipation of an aroma from two wears between washings or just how sexy put-out aloofness is against soft cotton. I'd use only French models if I were hawking my baby fingers crafted shmata to the... read more