Elle MacPherson in a Bikini on a Yacht With a Billionaire

Elle Macpherson married Jeff Soffer, that Florida real estate dude who maybe killed somebody because he thought he was a real helicopter pilot and then he fucked Gwyneth Paltrow because Gay Beethoven didn't understand how her muse and vagina both needed a stroking. He... read more

Elle Macpherson Super Human

Fifty year old Elle Macpherson did a photo shoot to promote Superelixer, a bullshit drink they sell at Whole Foods to women not nearly as hot as Elle Macpherson. I realized advertising was for stupid desperate people when I bought my first Jordans and promptly double... read more

Elle Macpherson Married the Dude Who Might've Slept With Gwyneth Paltrow and Also Killed a Man (Not at the Same Time)

Billionaires are really fucking busy people. I don't know any personally, but I'm just guessing they have crowded calendars. First, they have to make a billion dollars. That has to take a little time. If you're this real estate mogul, Jeffrey Soffer, you've got to marry... read more

Elle Macpherson is a Freak of Nature

Here's Elle Macpherson arriving at Art Basel at the Miami Beach Convention Center with her husband, Jeffrey Soffer, and the only thing that's really important here is that she is 49 years old. What's the big deal? A lot of women are 49 years old, right? Sure, but if you... read more

Elle Macpherson Is Marrying For The Second Time

Elle Macpherson will turn 49 later this month, which is remarkable because she still looks as hot as she did when she was in her 30s. It has to be something in the water specific to Australia, because New Zealand's Rachel Hunter is younger than Elle and looks like she... read more

Elle Macpherson may or may not still have it

It's not as if Elle Macpherson was posing for these pictures today in Ibiza, Spain, and they catch nothing but unflattering angles, so it seems unfair to judge how she looks in a bikini based on just this. More importantly, it seems like whatever this tool is that she's... read more

Elle Macpherson went surfing

Elle Macpherson went surfing earlier today in Byron Bay in Sydney, and even though she's 47 she still looked good enough that if these included pictures of her emerging from the depths on a seahorse and saying she was princess of the ocean, it wouldn't seem completely... read more

I wish I could see what Elle Macpherson sees

Elle Macpherson, who is 46 by the way, spent a sexy afternoon on a yacht leaving Sydney Harbour yesterday, lounging around in a tiny white bikini, with one of her hot friends molesting her ass and at one point just shamelessly admiring her kitty. Which seems reasonable.... read more

Elle Macpherson is a good mom

Elle Macpherson is one of like 20 women on earth who could look this hot while dropping her kids off at school in the snow. There's no real proof that angels exist but this is pretty close. You just have to believe. Just like there's no proof that dinosaurs exist, or... read more

Elle Macpherson is the winner

Elle Macpherson arrived on set today for "the Beautiful Life", a new prime time show about models for the CW. Macpherson plays the owner of a modeling agency, and Mischa Barton stars as a superstar model. You read that right by the way. Mischa Barton is on a show about... read more

Afternoon headlines

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - donated $1 million to a U.N. agency providing aid to refugees in Pakistan. This is just days after they gave the same amount to a hospital in Missouri. In a related story, Jennifer Lopez rolled down the window of her limo and yelled, "Why... read more

madonna is gonna lose her mind

I can’t say “brasserie” without giggling, but Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson spent about 4 hours having dinner at the Notting Hill Brasserie in London last night.  Hopefully Madonna has already killed herself because all she cares about is winning, which is why she’s... read more