Erika Jordan Hoverboard Hottie and Shit Around the Web

Chanel Iman hits the beach, Lake Bell gets busty, and more! read more

Ariel Winter Busting Out and Shit Around the Web

Lara Stone right breast in V Magazine (DrunkenStepfather) Reese Witherspoon sucking down crawdads (TMZ) Amateur Nude Gallery: Leggy redhead Delila (TaxiDriverMovie) Hippie chick Julia Almendra communes with nature (EgotasticAllStars)   Ariel Winter baring boobtastic... read more

Elsa Hosk Loves French Fries

A cool person would never put on a special shirt that reads French Fries in order to take a photo of themselves eating french fries. Such an idea would simply never occur to a person you'd want to hang out with. read more

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Elsa Hosk In A Thong Bikini In Cancun And Shit Around The Web

Elsa Hosk wears a tiny thong bikini in Cancun. The quality and bank account of men you will meet is inversely proportional to the size of your swimsuit. Practical math. read more

Josephine Skriver Bikinis With Other Victoria Secret Models And Shit Around The Web

VS models Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, and Lais Ribeiro bikini together. They're not lesbians, but they would be if we all pooled our money together for a show. read more

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Just Another Subjugation

Once you insist that your hot chicks in their underwear party is a "celebration of world cultures", you open the door for a wider range of critcism than merely the kneejerk charge of sexism. Victoria's Secret ruined a bunch of perfectly good international models camel... read more

Elsa Hosk Does Risky Business In Her Undies And Shit Around The Web

Sexy Elsa Hosk recreates Risky Business in her panties. It's unclear if she's getting as much cock as Tom. read more

Elsa Hosk Gets Sweaty And Shit Around The Web

Elsa Hosk gets all sweaty in tight workout clothes. It might be fake sweat. As if you care. read more

Sports Bras Are Strangling Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret isn't losing business to upstart full-figure lingerie companies as media accounts might lead you to believe. They're huring because American women are buying a shit ton of sports bras instead of the old school lacey numbers. read more

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Elsa Hosk Bares For Vogue And Shit Around The Web

Vogue is a pretty stupid magazine for the most part, except when they talk hot models like Elsa Hosk into getting naked just between us girls. It doesn't really make sense for a magazine that's about clothes but whatever. read more

Elsa Hosk Nip Slips And Shit Around The Web

Sometimes the God of Tits is kind and blesses us with a nip slip from a serious hottie like Elsa Hosk. It's moments like this that keep me believing. read more

Elsa Hosk in A Bikini for Victoria's Secret

There's a circling political meme about Trump employing foreign models on H1B visas for his Trump modeling agency. This is supposed to undercut his rhetoric about bringing back shitty low skill factory jobs from overseas so the U.S. can have more working poor. Ritz... read more