Farrah Abraham Model Whore

The modern-day working girl is known for seamlessly juggling the responsibilities of motherhood with being a whore, all while managing to look like a man. How does she do it? Abraham's highly contagious strain of fame is contingent on two things: Her butthole and her... read more

Farrah Abraham Cease and Desist

Farrah Abraham plays her role well. By default of men paying to see her sodomized, she's carved out the Teen Mom alum role of uppity diva. She plays to character by sparring with her fellow former high school easy girls over wanting so badly to be like her.  read more

Farrah Abraham Freshly Single

Farrah Abraham is that last icicle of the Spring melt. She's going to drip into non-existence before she ever lets go of that eave. The science of whoredom is fairly fascinating. read more

Farrah Abraham Is Slutty Santa Claus And Shit Around The Web

Human cum sponge Farrah Abraham dressed like a slutty Santa. She's bringing kids the clap for Christmas. read more

Farrah Abraham in A Bikini

Dating life is tough for a single mom. Single mom anal porn stars not nearly as bad. Farrah Abraham has been the "toughest case yet" for We channel's Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger who finds people who aren't really millionaires and creates artificial relationships... read more

Farrah Abraham Ramping Up Her Little One

People who get pissed about child exploitation under the guise of credibility for their general outrage are scolding Farrah Abraham for having her seven year old daughter pancaked in makeup for a bikini photo shoot for Pedo Bear Monthly. It's on the newsstands next to... read more

Farrah Abraham Empire Building

Farrah Abraham is quietly turning her fifteen minutes of teen pregnancy fame into a small empire of strip mall stores and online vagina molds that might just make her a wealthy woman. Abraham just opened a frozen yogurt shop in Texas, with her furniture store and... read more

Farrah Abraham Wins Just For Showing Up

Farrah Abraham works invitations to mildly legitimate press events while other porn actresses are obviously excluded. She invokes the Kardashian exception citing that chicks who became famous from being fucked from behind on camera but also have reality shows are to be... read more

Farrah Abraham And Jenna Shea Porn Stars Making Not Porn

April Fool's has gone corporate. Every major brand advertiser and mega media outlet pulled some cheap publicity stunt with an April Fool's prank. The conceit going in that you're not expected to be fooled. At best, mildly amused. Valentine's Day used to mean fucking. Now... read more

Farrah Abraham v. Kendall Jenner And Shit Around The Web

It's difficult to say who is more of a useless sack of shit, Farrah Abraham or the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan. As Kendall Jenner and Farrah Abraham trade barbs I can't pick who to root for. It's reminds me of this time I saw two crack whores having a bottle fight in... read more

Sophia Abraham Seems Precocious

Farrah Abraham set up a social media account for her six year old daughter to prove that Facebook and Instagram are super concerned with nipples and not much else in terms of enforcing their TOS. Farrah and her daughter Sophia often re-post each other's content, discuss... read more

Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham Go Lincoln Douglas

Nicki Minaj called Teen Mom a #BigCUNT on Twitter because Farrah Abraham spoke rudely to her mom on some MTV reality show where ugly people with lots of makeup dab their eyes with tiny facial wipes. Twitter turns out to be the perfect universe for the limited lobed... read more