T-Pain Commits Cardinal Sin

T-Pain not so considerately joked that Robert Pattinson had proposed to the over accessorized avatar who calls herself FKA Twigs. A tear ridden conversation no doubt ensued once she heard the news as she proceeded to continuously ask if this was because of her thighs.... read more

FKA Twigs Seems Super Interesting

Robert Pattinson's flail wielding Road Warrior girlfriend posed naked for V Magazine. How does this bitch travel? I find it a pain in the ass to take my belt off at Airport Security, let alone remove a stud from my perineum. FKA Twigs' name is Tahliah. A fine name for a... read more

FKA Twigs in a Bikini

As far as beards go, you could do worse than picking a pubescent looking chick with a childish stage name. Outside of asking for money to go to the mall, she's mostly going to leave you alone to work on your acoustic guitar riffs and snapchats with Hugh Jackman about the... read more

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FKA Twigs Does Art Basel

Robert Pattinson's new girlfriend performed in Miami reminding everybody that Robert Pattinson is an edgy dude who likes complicated women, clearly not a closeted gay man building asexual relationships with emotional disturbed girls. She's British and has a funky stage... read more

Twilight Fans Are Racist And Shit Around The Web

The 14-year-old obese girls and closeted men who love Twilight are attacking Robert Pattinson's new beard because she's black. He's "dating" the stupidly named FKA Twigs and Twilight fans have been harassing her with racist comments. It's always sad when the ugliness of... read more