Gal Gadot Hates America

Gal Gadot is about as charming as Natalie Portman's role in Black Swan as played by a skin tag during her appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The thirty-two-year-old Israeli and Mr. Tears Of A Clown cover everything from her role in Wonder Woman to the... read more

Kelly Rohrbach Roars Back and Shit Around the Web

Celebs in swimming pools, nudity filled DVD releases, and more! read more

James Cameron Still Knows Wonder Woman Sucks

Softcore porn flick Wonder Woman is as divisive as Chrissy Teigen's cellulite. Admit that it's not your new religion and you hate women and their protesting and their tampons. The creators behind Wonder Woman, which has grossed over $820 million worldwide since premiering... read more

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Eva Longoria Busty at the Beach and Shit Around the Web

  Topless Dutch models, hottest bikini babes over 50, and more! read more

Makeup-Free Gal Gadot Fucks Us

Gal Gadot took to Instagram to share a makeup-free selfie in the aftermath of a sleepless night with her sick newborn. A makeup-free selfie from a highly fuckable celebrity is a huge "go kill yourself" to hard working ladies everywhere. read more

Let The Wonder Woman Pay Gap Whining Commence

There's a natural lifecycle to unsupported bitching. It's all in the textbook and will definitely be on the Bad Shit Men Do To Subjugate Women finals. A long title for the most popular class currently taught at liberal arts schools.  read more

Thin Wonder Woman Causing Rifts

Warner Bros. took a huge hunk of money from the makers of ThinkThin bars and shakes to co-promote their product with the release of the Wonder Woman film nobody asked for, but CGI jobs in Korea are helping to fund the DMZ.  read more

Waiting for Gadot's Tits to Grow

Gal Gadot, the Israeli actress who plays Wonder Woman in four to twenty-seven Marvel Movies, has small tits. Too small. This according to comic book nerds who feel that a mosquit0-bitten Wonder Woman isn't true to the busty original. And those guys know a lot about... read more

I Wonder If Wonder Woman Will Be Super Female Empowering (VIDEO)

The Warner Bros. Wonder Woman film has started its eighteen month long marketing campaign with a bang of female empowerment and girl power. Wonder Woman isn't just a superhero, she's a brave powerful woman who doesn't need your help opening doors, just a level playing... read more

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Wonder Woman Looking Svelte

Gal Gadot will be playing Wonder Woman in the clearly atrocious upcoming Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. That title just made me want to punch a page boy. Wonder Woman is a fascinating character who dresses like a dude at Comic Con and drives an invisible car,... read more

Gal Gadot Works Out

Gal Gadot is an beauty pageant winner whose talent was teaching Israeli Defense Forces how to batch kill Hezbollah marauders. That's a higher score of difficulty than playing with a cup. She may be the perfect woman. She's also going to be Wonder Woman in the next five... read more