Free Lobotomies With Gigi Hadid's Hot Party Tips

Well my apologies to Bella Hadid, because while I've been making fun of her for being a botched whore Japanese sex robot, which obviously she is, her sister Gigi Hadid has apparently been providing the most brain dead interviews in the history of the universe, and might... read more

Yes, We See Your Armpit Hair Gigi Hadid (VIDEO)

Lesser of two evils Gigi Hadid landed a video for the LOVE Advent Calendar, and is making herself stand out from the hordes of other powerful women with important things to say by flashing her armpit hair during a sweaty, empowering, and important workout. She's strong... read more

Gigi Hadid's Racism Bites Back At Victoria's Secret

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due to a racist video featuring Hadid that... read more

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Diane Kruger Vogue Smolders and Shit Around the Web

Sexy stars in one-pieces, streaming nude scenes, and more! read more

Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.   read more

Gigi Hadid's Twin Dutch Model

A plus-sized Dutch model by the name of Iza IJzerman is being hailed as the second coming of international modeling sensation Gigi Hadid. The resemblance is striking, though you can't throw a rock in the Netherlands without hitting someone with blonde hair and blue eyes.... read more

Zayn And Gigi Gender Fuckers For Vogue

Celebrity couple Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid break zero ground in their new self-assessed groundbreaking spread for Vogue titled "Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik Are Part of a New Generation Embracing Gender Fluidity." These pioneers for gender fluidity are like explorers landing... read more

Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more! read more

Gigi Hadid Snapping Taylor Swift

Gigi Hadid was spotted putting on a three-ring circus for paparazzi Thursday night. She has to make up for lost publicity as the only famous Instagram prostitute not backpedaling fast from promoting the Fyre Festival. read more

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Bella Hadid Won Fashion Week

Breathless female bloggers love to employ the term "won" in headlines to describe some celebrity chick wearing a funky heart hat on Valentine's. She won Valentine's. It doesn't make sense, unless you've never played sports and your dad not so secretly always wished you... read more

Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid Keep a Straight Face

You keep waiting for some fashion designer to sheepishly admit their entire industry is a sham. A middle school girl could illustrate the same rehashed apparel cutouts to her Surinamese slave seamstress teams and produce a tiny jacket.  read more

Gigi Hadid Is Your Model of the Year

Gigi Hadid was named Model of the Year by the international body that oversees such accolades and accreditations. Worth noting that there is no similar designation for nuclear physicists. read more