Irina Shayk Is Throwing Pots and Having Bradley Cooper's Baby

Irina Shayk is pregnant. Out of decorum, news outlets are refusing to state definitively that the baby belongs to Bradley Cooper who's been fucking Shayk for almost a year now. Though that decorum makes Shayk seem even sluttier. read more

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Should Be Much Better Than It Is

Nothing says this hot women in panties show is not for guys like booking Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and The Weeknd for your interstitial headliners. Airing the show against Monday Night Football is another. Anything to do with large boas and dramatic headdresses is the final... read more

Irina Shayk Is the Prize

We'd all go for socialism if it delivered on one super fucking hot Russian chick for everybody. That's apparently not how it works. You get the dumpy one who only washes her hair on Tuesdays to put less stress on Gaia. read more

Irina Shayk Wears An Arm Bra And Shit Around The Web

Irina Shayk wears an arm bra and nothing else. Fuck Bradley Cooper comes to mind right about now. read more

Irina Shayk and Make Love Not War Topless Models

A photographer had a great idea to stage an artistic protest to the vagaries and horrors of war. Irina Shayk and numerous models laying naked or mostly naked atop one another in a staged post-battlefield scene, entitled, Make Love Not War. read more

Irina Shayk In A Sheer Dress And Shit Around The Web

Irina Shayk in a see-through dress in Glamour Russia. She stopped wearing opaque at age twelve. That's when the pickled carp stops tasting quaint and it's time to get the fuck out of Russia. read more

Irina Shayk Gets Naked In GQ And Shit Around The Web

Irina Shayk loses all her clothes for GQ. To be clearly distinguished from those times she has been naked in thirty nine other magazines. You have to respect a woman who understands her franchise appeal. read more

Irina Shayk Bikinis In Italy And Shit Around The Web

Irina Shayk may have broken up with Bradley Cooper. Imagine how sad Cooper must be as he moves seamlessly onto the next 20-something supermodel. Dudes with perms haven't done this well in a long long time. read more

Irina Shayk Tits Are Serious

Irina Shayk, posted a photo of herself in a bikini next to a donkey on Instagram. Or was it a mule? Pony? Who cares. Ninety-four percent of heterosexual males didn't notice the equine. The mildly amusing donkey pic was an excuse for Shayk to flaunt her perfect body.... read more

Bradley Cooper Seems All Better

It's easy to assert that life is unfair when Bradley Cooper dumps his teen model girlfriend and immediately hooks up with Irina Shayk. Easy and true. Equality is a myth conceived by those not fucking Russian supermodels to give meaning to their lives. In the madrassas,... read more

Irina Shayk Oiled Up

I'm certain some fancy marketing program at one of those higher learning institutions will tell you selling eyewear is complicated and ask you for $100K to crack the code, but it really is just a Russian model with swell tits greased up like a 5'10" vagina. Why would you... read more

Irina Shayk Hand Prints On Her Ass Prints

Hot girls inherently know how to take awesome Instagram photos. That and never having to shit are their two real superpowers along with that good looks stuff. Russian models in particular seemed to be trained in the art of seduction for the camera from a very young age.... read more