Jaime King Braless And Emaciated

Not for nothing but we've been documenting Jaime King's descent into Gollum crazy for a couple years now. People and US and E! have been calling her fashionable and outspoken because they make a windfall if she dies. King had a nine pound baby and only put on six pounds.... read more

Jaime King Has Something On Her Mind

Jaime King is my favorite nut job. She's unexpectedly crazy. There's no exaggerated public outbursts or found in mall on electric horse arrests or even a suggestion by licensed physicians that she be locked up for her own good. Not on the record. She just says and does... read more

Jaime King Finally Gives Birth

Superbly uninteresting piglet Jaime King finally shitted out her kid. King apparently believed the entire country was obsessively counting down to this moment and her husband showed her a taped Times Square ball dropping from the millennium celebration and then called... read more

Jaime King Needs Attention

Potential candidate for worst person in the world Jaime King did an interview with American Baby magazine where she dished on her theories behind the 9/11 attacks and the state of unrest in Syria. That's a lie. Though it would have been hilarious. She actually just... read more

Jaime King Can't Stop

Jaime King just can't get over the fact that some unhappy dudes on the Internet say means things to women about their bodies. I relate to the feeling. I once read a post from this guy in Indiana who claimed Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars film. I couldn't... read more

Jaime King Must Resist Body Shaming

If there's one thing Jaime King learned during hours sobbing over harsh online criticisms of Kim Kardashian's bloated pregnancy candids it's that you simply have to ignore the body shaming haters. Also, nobody can make fun of you for being pregnant fat when you're... read more

Jaime King Seems Acutely Sensitive

Jaime King claims that witnessing Kim Kardashian bashed online for being huge and pregnant at the Met Ball two years ago made her cry for five hours. That seems like an awful long time. Especially when learning about The Holocaust in school only elicited a mild grimace.... read more

Jaime King Watered Down Shit

Pregnant blowhard actress Jaime King went on an Instagram rant about the evils of Fiji brand water in which she failed to mention herself as part of the problem since another photo on her account shows she totes it around with her: "I'm sure the people of Fiji would like... read more

Taylor Swift Claims Jaime King's Unborn

Jaime King suffered three hundred and forty seven miscarriages to bring her latest baby to fruition. One could take the gestational hardship as a sign that it was time to click out to MalawiBabiesNow.com. Or that Taylor Swift would come to lay hands upon her unborn child... read more

Jessica Alba Made Another Movie

Jessica Alba has been telling everybody who will listen and owns a ladies magazine that she's finally become confident with her own sexuality. I too am finally confident with her sexuality. I bet the journey was more rigorous for her. In honor of our mutual desire to... read more

Jaime King In A Red And White Swimsuit At The Beach In Maui

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Jaime King In A Swimsuit At The Beach In Maui

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