THE JACKSON FAMILY IS DOING GREAT

The New York Post has an article today on the Jackson family, who should be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, yet somehow are barely surviving.  The Jackson 5 sold more than 100 million albums, second only to the Beetles, yet today Janet is the only one with anything... read more

JANET JACKSON IS BRAVE

I've had the flu more than once in my life, and several times I've treated it with medicine that has a purple hippo on the label.  I guess famous people get a different kind of flu, because more often than not it seems they get rushed to the hospital for it, much as you... read more

WHAT IN THE HELL

5 of these pictures show Janet Jackson at a signing for her new CD "Discipline" at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood yesterday.  But I've secretly snuck in an unrelated picture.  Can you guess which one is the fake?  I don't wanna say which one yet because it will ruin... read more

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JANET JACKSON IS SEXY

Janet Jackson tried to hide her hot body yesterday in Miami by wearing a full sweat suit, but you could still tell she's bangin.  She's built like a sexy lingerie model.  Wait, no, not "model".  "Bear".  She's built like a bear.  Did I say "model"?  I meant to say... read more

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Janet Jacksons new record is a failure.  TMZ says "The CD debuted three weeks ago, selling 296,873 copies. The second week, sales plunged 74% to 77,240 units. The typical second week drop is 40%.  (In the third week) sales dropped to 42,240 units, a 45% plunge from the... read more

JANET JACKSON IS A LIAR

Remember when Janet Jackson was real fat?  You should because it was only like two months ago.  Before she got on the winstrol and shredded 90 pounds in a about a week.  Her excuse was that she had to put on a bunch of weight for a role in the movie "Tennessee".  Part of... read more