UTA Shifted Party Dollars

United Talent Agency took a stand this weekend by canceling their luxurious Oscar weekend party and instead hosting an anti seven nation travel ban rally. The Hollywood talent agency used the five hundred thousand dollars saved on the party and made a donation to... read more

Jodie Foster Marries Ellen's Ex

Jodie Foster got gay married to her girlfriend Alexandra Hedison one year after telling everybody at the Golden Globes that she was a lesbian. Sort of like Barry Bonds coming out and admitting he used performance enhancing drugs. I mean, you know, when he does. You'll... read more

Jodie Foster Has a New Flame

How can anyone forget Jodie Foster's coming out speech during the Golden Globes this year? After twenty years of being the movie industry's most prominent lesbian, Jodie Foster incoherently announced something that sounded like she officially liked vagina and everybody... read more

Jodie Foster sorta confirmed she was gay last night

Last night at the Golden Globes, while accepting the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award, it seemed as if Jodie Foster might finally come right out and tell the world that she's gay (starting at the 1:37 mark in the video above): "So, while I'm here being all... read more

Jodie Foster is defending Mel Gibson

The best thing you can say about Mel Gibsons lately is that there's been nothing to say about Mel Gibson lately. Unlike last month, when he spent his days rounding up illegal immigrants and his nights defending white women from roaming packs of black guys with their... read more

jodie foster beat someone up

(note - I don't have any Jodie Foster pictures, but I wanted to be respectful of her lifestyle choice so I posted a bunch of pictures of girls kissing) Jodie Foster has been accused of battery by a 17-year-old cry baby, who claims Foster poked him and grabbed his arm... read more

afternoon headlines

The Thursday afternoon headlines are hosted by Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta. As the Venice Film Festival draws to a close, it may be another year before we see her huge MILF rack again. Sometimes girls email me and ask if they should get implants and if I'm... read more


Jodie Foster has never actually come out of the closet, even though everyone in Hollywood knows she's gay.  In December she came as close as she ever has when she thanked her girlfriend for the past 14 years at some awards ceremony.  She should have kept her mouth shut... read more