Jordana Brewster Not Really Nude

There's nothing more heinous than advertising naked women then angling out all the money shots. Maybe genocide. Depending on who were talking about. Rwanda cough cough. Every year Allure magazine touts a bunch of Hollywood actresses in their nude issue without any real... read more

Kate Hudson Is Charitably Minded

Kate Hudson holds the Baby2Baby Gala every year in Los Angeles. I believe it raises money for women who get knocked up by multiple rock stars. The word 'baby' in any charity provides extensive leeway into nobody asking where the hell their check is going. It's called... read more

It's a Boy for the Girl Jordana Brewster Paid to Have Her Baby

There's really no more natural of a childbirth than to have a third party have your baby for you. I'm sure there are a variety of medical reasons that might necessitate using a rented womb to procreate. I'm also certain medical necessity is not the overarching factor in... read more

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Jordana Brewster is in Rio

For the second day in a row, there are bikini pictures from a beach in Rio, and for the second day in a row the good ones are a blurry mess. And this time it's a problem because I actually want to see them. COULD SOMEONE IN RIO PLEASE BUY A FUCKING CAMERA! Take what you... read more