Julia Roberts 'Most Beautiful Woman' For Record Fifth Time

Julia Roberts has been named the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” by People Magazine for a record fifth time. This is the same publication that claims Mama June is a size four and Katy Perry and Russell Brand couldn't be happier together.  read more

Julia Roberts Is Being A Bitch Again

Don't be fooled by the famous gaping maw smile, Julia Roberts is a bitter old bitch, who lives solely to make life miserable for everyone around her. Now her half-sister is getting married and because no one is paying attention to Julia, she is throwing a hissy fit and... read more

'Toddlers and Tiaras' hits an exciting new low

'Toddlers and Tiaras' is often criticized for the way the pageants featured on the show sexualize children, but that shouldn't be an issue with tonights new episode starring a 3-year-old girl dressed up as a prostitute. Oh wait never mind. As it happens, it's not just... read more

Julia Roberts is in a bikini. Unfortunately.

Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder were on the beach in Kauai, Hawaii, yesterday, and the good news is that these are only pictures so you don't have to listen to Julia cackle like a god damn hyena. The bad news is that her lumpy physique has been smushed into a... read more

Julia Roberts: so photoshopped its illegal

If you were to open a popular ladies magazine in England today and see this ad for Lancome cosmetics, you might shriek, "Is that supposed to be Julia Roberts? Why does she look so young? Am I back in 1995? What have you done to me, popular ladies magazine? When am I?!?!"... read more

Julia Roberts assaulted the paparazzi

Oh, hey look, a Julia Roberts story. Gee, I wonder if she's acting like a mean old bitch again? Oh whatever could the answer be. I bet it's surprising! Like a fierce lioness protecting her cubs, Julia Roberts confronted a photographer  -- getting right into his face --... read more

Julia Roberts is a moron

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch (as best illustrated in this email from her neighbor in Malibu) and you can tell as much in this commercial for an Italian coffee company that she got $1.5 million for. First of all, she couldn't be bothered to say even one word, which... read more

does anyone actually like Julia Roberts?

From the day it was announced, it was always assumed that "Eat, Pray, Love" was gonna be huge. It had Julia Roberts cackling like an asshole, bike rides, hunks with unplaceable accents, and pasta. Women love that shit. It was rock solid. There was literally no room for... read more

there is no one more beautiful than julia roberts

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch and she looks like something that you would discover living in a mountain cave that the villagers claim is haunted. Oh, but if you work for People magazine, and your job depends on big celebrity interviews and the frumpy housewives who... read more

julia roberts is mean, ugly

Julia Roberts has been on this page 8 times, and 6 of those times were because she's a bitter old pain in the ass. One time it was for parking in a handicapped spot, twice it was for cursing out the paparazzi (1, 2), once it was for giving her kids dumb names, last time... read more

julia roberts really sucks

Julia Roberts is in India filming something I'll never see called ‘Eat, Pray, Love', and when not pissing off locals by shutting down their Hindu temple so the movie can use it as a prop (here), she's pissing off visitors by booking every single room in the famous ... read more

julia roberts really likes profanity

Julia Roberts gave a tribute to Tom Hanks last night for the Film Society of Lincoln Center, and for some reason that required tons of scathing profanity.  The New York Daily News says..."Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee,"... read more