The Joy of Topless Joy Corrigan and Shit Around the Web

Holly Graves topless photoshoot of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Porn star Molly Cavalli swims with sharks (TMZ) Lizzy Cundy nipple show in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie) Joy Corrigan caught topless at the beach (EgotasticAllStars) Madison Beer bare midriff on the town... read more

Karlie Kloss Apologizes For Yellow Face

Supermodel Karlie Kloss apologized for appearing in Vogue's Diversity Issue wearing a kimono, a Geisha outfit, and dressing as a Sumo wrestler. She was immediately and predictably lambasted for participating in cultural appropriation. This has to be trolling.  read more

Karlie Kloss Koding Kamps and Kristen Stewart Muffin Twisting on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #72

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I go into deep superficial detail on Lola Kirke's preppy white girls problems (hint: it's abortion), Karlie Kloss and her concentration coding camps for girls who will never attend, Kristen Stewart biting hard on this... read more

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Karlie Kloss Loves to Kode

Models who made their bones by holding hands with Taylor Swift through her breakups and dating Jared Kushner's less successful brother are being encouraged to back STEM (Science, Tech, Engineering, Math) projects for girls. Karlie Kloss launched a summer camp for girls to... read more

They Don't Give Awards to The Smartest Chicks

Some models get it. This gig is so damn arbitrary. There are a ton of pretty girls and you look like a ton of them. When opportunity knocks, open the door, fuck it, and ask what it can do for you while you smoke a menthol on your pillow. read more

The Kushner Boys Doing Alright For Themselves

Sons of well-to-do Jersey real estate magnate, Charles Kushner, Jared and Joshua seem to be doing pretty well for themselves. The both are rumored to have been let into Harvard after dad made a $2.5 million donation to the cash-starved institution. State Department rules... read more

Karlie Kloss Brings The Cleavage And Shit Around The Web

Karlie Kloss wants you to see all of her cleavage. She's now the third highest paid model in the world thanks to being pretend gay friends with Taylor Swift. It's a thankless job, with a sweet paycheck. read more

What's the Opposite of a Sausage Party? (Hint: Taylor Swift Loves Girls)

Taylor Swift only had the most awesome Fourth of July party ever because it didn't include stupid boys. Boys will say anything to try to put their diddle sticks inside your special flowers. It's just heartbreak. Girl power to the tune of two hundred million dollars. In... read more

Karlie Kloss In A Cut Out Dress And Shit Around The Web

Karlie Kloss wore a dress that was only partially there to the Red Obsession Party. It basically is missing the left half of the torso except for a strategically placed piece of cloth over the boob. All hotties should dress like this. Like an intergalactic space... read more

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Wicked Hot Anorexics at The British Fashion Awards

The fashion business is one massive ruse. It's the equivalent of telling Jacksonville Jaguars fans that this is the year. That dress looks suspiciously like something already in your closet. I know you're paying for it yourself, but I might note that I pay for my own... read more

Karlie Kloss Going To College

Karlie Kloss, who possibly stole her name from the back of a Vivid Video, is putting her modeling career on hold to attend NYU although she's not clear what to major in or how to hold a pencil. Kloss began modeling at 13, meaning she clearly lacks a high school education... read more

68th Annual Cannes Red Carpet

Cannes started again. Nobody can seem to stop it. Cannes is the annual film event in the South of France where European people you don't know but are quite certain you would hate mix with Americans you know you hate to celebrate movies you will never watch. Roman... read more