Kate Beckinsale Says Men Are The Problem

Are people putting weapons to the necks of women and threatening them to conform to societal standards? Thanks to idiots on the internet searching for the next thing to be outraged over having an opinion is becoming endangered and will pretty soon be illegal.  read more

Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter Dislikes Wearing Tops

Lily just turned 18 this year and it shows. Because everyone knows when you turn 18 it’s time to take the tatas out on the ‘gram as a celebratory right of passage into womanhood. read more

Kate Beckinsale Stalker Innocent Of All Creep Charges Against Him

And it was written, no celebrity accusation brought against Terry Lee Rep shall prosper. Especially those formed by Kate Beckinsale.  read more

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Kate Beckinsale Stalker Arrested, "Overzealous"

Anyone with eyes and a working dick can see that Kate Beckinsale is a highly fuckable actress. But did you know that she's also highly stalkable? Read on to find out. Forty-five-year-old romantic Terry Lee Repp was arrested this weekend in (do we even need to say it)... read more

Kate Beckinsale Rebound Boy Sex With Actual Boy

Doing well is the best revenge. Trite, but true. In terms of broken relationships, that means fucking somebody younger, hotter, and more socially relevant than whoever broke your heart.  read more

Kate Beckinsale Biological Anomaly

Kate Beckinsale flaunts her body in a trio of new Instagram pictures. Shamelessness is a virtue when you're attractive. Beckinsale hit the genetic jackpot. As a 43-year-old woman, she should be the fake kind of sexy involving a technically thin body but askew body parts. ... read more

CJ Franco Has Got Some Skills

This is the twenty-something chick director Len Wiseman took to shtupping during the splitting up period from his wife, Kate Beckinsale. He previously dumped his then wife to hook up with Beckinsale who he directed on Underworld when the series was still worth a home... read more

Kate Beckinsale Shimmies

There are certain signs that a woman won't be single for very long. Kate Beckinsale's second husband left her for a younger woman who looks a ton like her only without any botox or vaginoplasty yet. read more

Kate Beckinsale In Granny Panties Is Better Than Your Granny In Kate Beckinsale's Panties (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

Sometimes you look at women in Hollywood and think, how badly will I get arrested if I'm looking at topless photos of you from 23 years ago? That's a trick of the trade. They're older than you think. read more

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Kate Beckinsale Was Body Shamed First

Before social media even gave speaking truth to power an absolutely convoluted meaning, Kate Beckinsale was being called not skinny enough by Michael Bay during casting for Pearl Harbor. That shitty movie lasted longer than the actual sinister Japanese attack on the U.S.... read more

Kate Beckinsale's Husband's Girlfriend Seems Young

Director Len Wiseman has been seen club hopping with self-described actress CJ Franco on his arm. His wife Kate Beckinsale has been off promoting the next Underworld shit in some Eastern bloc nation where you roll your own smokes. Assuming Wiseman knows paparazzi photos... read more

Nobody Wore Bras to the American Music Awards

Teens, old chicks, strange foreign chicks with pasties who nobody remembers inviting. All the girls went braless last night at the American Music Awards. After watching two minutes of sunken eyed anorexics talking fashion on E!, I discovered braless is a new style trend.... read more