Ke$ha Leaves Fat Shaming Rehab

Self-described singer and noted gutter scamp Ke$ha left rehab yesterday and seems to be healed. She had been in fat camp rehab after admitting she had developed an eating disorder after some music producer called her a "fucking refrigerator". She was fat shamed! Also... read more

Ke$ha Wants Your Teeth

Ke$ha sent out a Twitter blast to her deluded fans for them to send her their teeth so she can make art. We told you about the fucked up star being fat shamed into eating disorder rehab. It seems that the multi-talented singer isn't satisfied with the arts and crafts... read more

Ke$ha Says She Likes a Little Cunt

America's sweetheart Ke$ha recently told TMZ that she really likes cunts. She didn't mean she wanted to go down on Britney. She was explaining what she looks for in a guy she lets snoggle her stinky parts in the Wendy's men's room. The reporter asked her why she doesn't... read more

Ke$ha is Being Edgy Again

Whenever Ke$ha defends herself against her critics, she claims that we're all just people who aren't in on the joke. But the thing about jokes is that when they're not funny, people don't always get them, so maybe it's time that Ke$ha did herself a favor and explained... read more

Ke$ha Was Born At A House Party

Crazy slut demon Ke$ha gave Yahoo News a little insight into her life by telling the tale of her mother giving birth to her at a house party. It seems that her mother Pebe Sebert, (yes, Pebe), thought it would be a good idea to invite some friends to the house while she... read more

Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina

Last week we told you about how Ke$ha claims her vagina is haunted by a smelly ghost. Now, this classy dame told a delightful tale on Conan O'Brien about the time she electrocuted her vagina. It seems that the 'I'm so shocking, check me out' star does a stunt in her act... read more

Ke$ha's Vag Is Haunted By Smelly Ghost

Ke$ha claims that her vagina is haunted by a stinky ghost. On Jimmy Kimmel Live she revealed that a phantom took up residence in her snatch while filming a video in Alaska. The revelation came after she went to a hypnotherapist, presumably because she was having feminine... read more

Hey Everyone, Ke$ha Is Showing Her Ass Again

Ke$ha once complained on her boring MTV reality show that people always made fun of her for being what she thinks is unique instead of talking about how talented of a music artist she is. That's important to recall because here's a picture that Ke$ha posted to her... read more

Oh Look, Ke$ha Is Being Edgy Again

While Miley Cyrus has evolved to showing part of her nipple and her awkwardly tiny camel toe, Ke$ha must have realized that she'd need to knock the homeless man's tongue out of her vagina and get back to doing ridiculous shit for attention. First up? She uploaded a bunch... read more

Ke$ha Confuses at the L.A. County Fair

Imagine the shock of visitors to the L.A. County fair this weekend when human type words started coming out of the creature writhing around on the main stage. It's how I imagine the farm folk felt when they saw word Radiant spun over the doorway to Wilbur's barn. A... read more

Ke$ha Doesn't Look That Bad

For a girl who usually looks like she woke up in a hot dumpster filled with fresh diapers, Ke$ha looked pretty damn good before her performance at the 1 Oak Nightclub in Las Vegas last night. Then again, there's a good chance that part of her act included her standing in... read more

Ke$ha Claims She Used To Have A Tail

Ke$ha claims that she was born with a tail but it was stolen. I guess it would explain a lot about her behavior if she wasn't actually human but some sort of alien from a planet that deprives its infants of brain nurturing oxygen. In an interview with Heat magazine Ke$ha... read more