Ke$ha Getting Attention in London

Kesha has this thing where she tries to look both super kitschy costumed freaky, and also look attractive and feminine at the same time. There's no shame in batting .500. Photo Credit: INF, PCN, WENN [gallery guid=805536] read more

Ke$ha In Corn Rows

Kesha took to some corn rows in her new music video in an attempt to seem relevant, or maybe kitschy, or possibly, self-effacing. In any case, don't look directly into her eyes if you ever want blood to flow to the tip of your penis again. Photo Credit: PCN, WENN... read more

Harry Styles Is Either Nailing Ke$ha Or A Stripper

On April 23, MTV will debut the new reality series, Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, which is about a girl built from elk bones and vanilla pudding who grows up to convince people that she's an edgy and in-your-face pop star. So because she's desperate for attention and... read more

2013 Logo Channel Awards Not All That Fabulous

Contrary to popular opinion, hot girls aren't swarming around gay men in Hollywood. Closeted gay actors, for sure. They've got supermodels hanging on their arms and telling tales of insatiable hetero appetites. But an openly gay channel like Logo holds their big awards... read more

Ke$ha Is Still Disgusting

Despite the fact that she looks like a wet fart wrapped in a gym sock, Ke$ha is still inexplicably popular as a pop singer. Maybe it's just that there's a huge piss-drinking community that we're all unaware of and she is firmly entrenched in that market like Justin... read more

Ke$ha had sex with a ghost

Ke$ha went on Ryan Seacrests radio show yesterday to talk about all the "spiritual" and "magical" influences on her new album, including the time she was drugged with ketamine and raped I mean had sex with a ghost. "It's about experiences with the supernatural... but in... read more

Ke$ha needs attention at all times

Ke$ha is famous for her outrageous style and outspoken attitude, but she really topped herself last night by wearing a stormtrooper mask after she arrived at JFK airport. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say this is probably the most shocking thing any celebrity has... read more

I feel the same way Ke$ha

Ke$ha was one of the big nominees at last nights painfully boring American Music Awards (ratings were down 22 percent from last year), and as E! pointed out this morning, even she looked bored and/or embarrassed by her dumb outfit. She just stood there like a lump on the... read more

Ke$ha was just as sexy in high school

Some people wonder why Ke$ha wears so much glitter and paint and all these distractions. Those people clearly haven't seen her yearbook photo from Brentwood High School (go Bruins!), about 20 minutes south of Nashville. Maybe it's because the picture is a grainy black... read more

is Ke$ha still repulsive? Let's find out!

You know she is, brother! She's still down in Australia, and yesterday went swimming at Bondi Beach. Thankfully she didn't wear a bikini again. I'd rather see the clouds part and angels announce the End of Days than her giant square ass in a thong. (source = pacific... read more

Ke$ha is in a bikini

Ke$ha, who is 23, wore a bikini on Bondi Beach in Australia earlier today, and my eyes are aching… with pleasure! Whiskey and gummi bears must be filled with vitamins because she looks terrific. What a sexy young girl! [gallery... read more

maybe Ke$ha isn't all bad

Or maybe having a cute girl on her knees helps make Ke$ha more attractive. Or maybe it really is possible to turn literally anyone into a pop star. Because she looked ok yesterday while filming the video for "We R Who We R", even though I know beyond any doubt that she's... read more