Kelly Clarkson Was Anti-Sex Of Her Own Accord Until Marriage

  Kelly Clarkson is trying to tell the world is that she’s sexually attracted to stock preset male Sims’ characters. But I wouldn’t expect anything else from a woman with a dad bod and easily forgettable face of her own.  read more

Kelly Clarkson Fat As Fuck And Loving It

Kelly Clarkson clapped back at the h8ers this July Fourth when bullied about her weight. Again. The American Idol alum tweeted: "Had a beautiful day w/family & I know I was able 2 have it because of the strength&courage of the men&women who have&are... read more

Kelly Clarkson Beats Nature

Kelly Clarkson had to be hospitalized both times she gave birth, a clear indicator that you're out of shape. She clearly had a traumatic experience. First she had her tubes tied. There's got to be a better way of saying that. read more

Kelly Clarkson Wasn't Fond of Dr. Luke

Kelly Clarkson has joined the parade of women to publicly attack music producer, Dr. Luke. Unlike other recent detractors, Clarkson has worked with the controversial music producer. According to Clarkson, Dr. Luke is a dick. No shit. He's a Hollywood music producer.... read more

Kelly Clarkson Nostalgic

Kelly Clarkson gave an emotional performance during the final season of American Idol. Clarkson broke into tears during her musical number as she caught herself in a monitor and realized she looks like Carrie Fisher even though she's only thirty-three. The judges cried... read more

Kelly Clarkson Sensing A Pattern

Overweight women are angry at Mike Wallace after he said Kelly Clarkson "could stay off the deep dish pizza for a while." This is a moronic statement on the part of Wallace. How does he know she's eating deep dish pizza. Maybe she's just chugging lard. Whatever the... read more

Kelly Clarkson Inspired by Curt Schilling

When people see an underdog like Curt Schilling taking on Goliath like JuCo rejects with used gum in their pockets, they get inspired. Kelly Clarkson stood up when a British celebrity-hating Tweeter ragged on her for looking zaftig on the Graham Norton show in the U.K.:... read more

Your Chance to Touch Kelly Clarkson Has Passed

Microsoft was worried nobody would give a shit about their new Vancouver mall store opening, so they offered up free tickets to a private Kelly Clarkson concert to anybody who showed up. The first 100 people in line won golden tickets to shake hands with Kelly herself... read more

Cheryl Cole might replace Jennifer Lopez on American Idol

It was just 12 months ago that the fantastic looking Cheryl Cole was all set to be a judge on 'the X Factor', and she was for a few episodes until Simon Cowell replaced her with Nicole Scherzinger. But now the New York Post says she's been approached about being a judge... read more

Kelly Clarkson is in trouble for supporting Ron Paul

Some people think that stars in Hollywood are only allowed to support liberals and democrats or else they'll be branded as a racist and a homophobe. And that's because it's 100 percent true. As Kelly Clarkson is finding out today after she tweeted... "I love Ron Paul. I... read more

say something nice

Kelly Clarkson was at the American Music Awards last night of course and, um ... c'mon. Seriously? It's fucked up to make fun of her just because of her weight, but jesus, it wouldn't kill her to meet me halfway. When you're this fat, even an elevator is considered an... read more

Kelly Clarkson is devastated

The best part of this interview with Kelly Clarkson is how she laughs again and again about Perez Hilton getting punched and his subsequent video hissyfit, especially when she's told he was bawling on the radio earlier that day. Other celebs who are tired of his crap... read more