Kendall Jenner Rapes Christmas, Again (VIDEO)

Practically speaking, Christmas was ruined long before Kendall Jenner was born unto this world to be a wind-up sex toy for various rappers and athletes like her half-sisters before her. read more

Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets out of line, and Kendall of course brings the only body that... read more

Kendall Jenner Beats Gisele on Model Money Chart

Jenner took home $22 million this past year compared to Bundchen's lackluster $17 million. There's no relevant list for male models since they make squat and conveniently omitted from all gender pay gap calculations.  read more

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Selena Gomez Yoga Enthusiast and Shit Around the Web

Kendall Jenner birthday bikinis, high slit dresses, and more! read more

You'll Never Believe What The Powerpuff Girls Look Like Now. What Happened?

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin reimagined the Powerpuff Girls as broken whores for Halloween last night, wearing everything from thigh-high boots to a bondage collar to really drive the point home that they're gross and desperate. Kendall looks like either Bai Ling on... read more

Kendall Jenner Cries While Finally Addressing Pepsi Controversy

The only Jenndashian to give humanoid looks a go, Kendall Jenner, finally addressed her attempts at assuaging strained police and civilian relations with a can of Pepsi during last night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kendall's chat with a porn star about... read more

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With... read more

Emily Ratajkowski Rat-a-WOW-skis and Shit Around the Web

Guess the bikini hottie, Teen Mom cam shows, and more! read more

Kendall Jenner is Our Last Hope and Shit Around the Web

  Smoking hot mom bods, Kenzie gets naked, and more! read more

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Ladies of the Flies and Jenner Girls Ripping Off Mexicans on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #100

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we remind everybody that all your beloved entertainers of yesteryear are all now broke and renting rooms in Van Nuys, wonder how L'Oreal wandered into such bad tranny territory, consider the odds that we're going to pay to see the... read more

Blake Griffin And Kendall Jenner Team Up While Caitlyn Exiled From Klan

Kendall Jenner is following the formula and footsteps her sister Kim has left for her. When you're not talented the easiest way to implant talent inside of you is by sexual symbiosis.  read more

That One Where I Defend Kylie and Kendall Jenner

If you believe in Free Speech, you have to support the right of dudes with man-buns to bitch about some sparrow's migration habitat. When the world's greatest merchandising whores are piled on superfluously, you must defend the Jenners.  read more