Khloe Kardashian Rents a Psychic (VIDEO)

Tyler Henry has been blessed with the super power to connect with the deceased relatives of NBC/Universal show cast members. It's a highly focused psychic skill. Wouldn't serve you much good cleaning up at the racetrack. Or solving crimes for that matter. He's done... read more

The Kardashians Seem To Be Borrowing Heavily

Singer fired off a letter on behalf of Khloe Kardashian after a sparkly leotard and underwear designer named DestinyBleu accused Kardashian of stealing her ideas. Bleu bedazzles shit. The letter ordered Bleu to cease and desist calling Khloe Kardashian a thief on social... read more

Khloe Kardashian Wasted Lamar Odom Semen

The thirteenth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians has more twist and turns that Lamar Odom's car when he's driving under the influence. You have to out shock your reality television competition. MTV and Bravo are killing people for real. read more

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Cavs Brief Glimmer of Hope

For about four hours on Monday, Cleveland Cavaliers fans rejoiced with word that Tristan Thompson had given Khloe Kardashian the old heave-ho, thereby freeing their team from a succubus jinx and opening the door to a back to back championship. read more

Khloe Kardashian Misses Bruce

Conversations happen when two people at least pretend to give a fuck about each other. The Kardashians and discount Kardashians, the Jenners, can manage to fart self-pitying monologues through their collapsing lips. read more

Lamar Odom's Dick Let Him Down

Lamar Odom has a docuseries and and autobiography in the works. He needs the money. Maybe he'll write the book himself at it will take thirty years. Like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel except not good.  read more

Khloe Kardashian Bagged Another Lamar

You assume people around Tristan Thompson have brought up the track record of black athletes hooking up with Kardashian women. This can't be Thompson's first pro style pussy. read more

Khloe Kardashian's Revenge Body Seems Flawed

Khloe Kardashian is hosting a series on E! where she gets a new great big fat woman to talk about her struggles every week and then gives them a makeover and some personal training sessions which they will cease using after filming wraps. read more

Lamar Odom Can't Break Free (VIDEO)

Prior to entering rehab last month Lamar Odom did a segment on the daytime show The Doctors explaining his decision to some shitty soap opera guy posing as a doctor. It's produced by Dr Phil, so assume its target audience is fat idiots. read more

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Khloe Kardashian Making Bank

The journey of Khloe Kardashian since putting her head through a windshield and stunting her intellectual growth at a Kardashian seventeen, or around a standard twelve has been one of struggle, triumph, and tons of fucking and swearing and crying. read more

Khloe Kardashian's Boyfriend Makes a Baby, Though Not With Her

It's got to be awkward when the love of your life has to take a break from your romance to go be with another chick who's birthing his baby. Unless you're a Kardashian, then every threat is flipped into an opportunity. There, you just saved eighty grand on business... read more

Khloe Kardashian Lashes Out

It's unclear whether or not there's a Kardashian curse when it comes to men. They've simply fucked too many of them to draw a reasonable sample size, not to mention most of the men they target have seriously personality disorders which tend to manifest themselves later in... read more