Kristen Stewart Lesbian Nipples For The Homeless

Anyone skeptical of the long-term effects of added hormones in our food just needs to look at these new pap pictures of Justin Bieber, who shows a dec rack while giving the homeless in Santa Monica what they really want. A healthy helping of nipples. While the fake news... read more

Kristen Stewart Considered For Charlie's Angels Reboot

If you liked the 2000's Charlie's Angels movie scene featuring Cameron Diaz dancing in her underwear, but were secretly gunning for Oscar the Grouch to fulfill the fantasy instead, you're in luck. Parking lot tampon Kristen Stewart is allegedly being considered to "play... read more

Kendall Jenner is Our Last Hope and Shit Around the Web

  Smoking hot mom bods, Kenzie gets naked, and more! read more

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What Is There Even To Say

Kristen Stewart and star-crossed career-convenient lover Stella Maxwell turned up the "We're Lesbians Yo!" dial to a ten with a recent ho stroll in New York City's Little Italy. Kristen is the 80's high school dropout who works at his dad's garage to bankroll his ironic... read more

Kristen Stewart Craving Men Again

Girls go through phases in their lives. Muff diving is a popular one when it comes to women exploring themselves. Especially in college. Lesbian until graduation. But Kristen is not ready to lock herself down to pearl diving only. read more

Kristen Stewart Sexy in a Thong and Shit Around the Web

Caroline Vreeland topless at the beach (DrunkenStepfather) Joanna Krupa flaunts her newly single body (TMZ) Jemma Lucy naked in outdoor shower (TaxiDriverMovie) Cara Rose in full topless bloom (EgotasticAllStars) Kristen Stewart black thong for V Magazine (Egotastic... read more

Rupert Sanders Suffers Oral For His Art

Rupert Sanders regrets going down on Kristen Stewart five years. Or at least he regretted the scandal before getting to conveniently mention it while pushing his new turd Ghost in the Shell. read more

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Upgrade

Who knows what Kristen Stewart is really like? Not the puff piece writers at People, or the essayists at Vogue who sit down to lunch with her on the veranda to discover her complexities. read more

Kristen Stewart Running Out of Ways to Piss Off Her Parents

Chain smoke cigarettes. Flip off cameras. Take on indie roles in French noir cinema. Announcing you're gay at 25 is a nice touch. But the buzz cut is what really pisses off mom. She told you girls had to be pretty. My baby! read more

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Kristen Stewart Smells Like Free Spirit

Kristen Stewart landed the cover of V magazine's "Free Spirit" issue for being a rich girl who hates her parents and became a lesbian in her mid-20's. That's the free spirit combo pack. read more

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Seem Happy

Lesbians aren't so different from you and me. Or not so different at all if you're also a lesbian. Kristen Stewart became a lesbian a couple years ago when she looked in her closet and decided she was mostly there. She's transitioned easily into the butch role as she's... read more

It's Official, You're Lesbians

It's weird how people so quickly take on the guise of central casting characters when they assume a new role in their life. Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell clearly employed a lesbian lifestyle coach to develop appropriate wardrobe and mannerisms affected by millennial... read more