Nicole Kidman Work Rage

Actors are largely good looking people who knew early on they couldn't work an honest job. Add on all the hidden gay and restrictive girdles and you have lazy people with secrets. What's not to love?   read more

Big Little Lies Lets Women be Women and Nicole Kidman Be Topless

Reese Witherspoon's female-empowerment producer shingle is paying off in spades with Big Little Lies, an HBO show about bitchy powerful women and the men with weak chins and iffy jobs who cower before them. Save for the one overly handsome husband who turns out to be... read more

Nicole Kidman Playing Ma Aquaman

Frozen faced Nicole Kidman has been cast to play Aquaman's mother in the upcoming film about Jason Mamoa being wet and topless. Breathless female bloggers are already on top of the ageism and sexism involved in so much as Nicole Kidman is a vibrant young woman, not a... read more

Actors Are Not People

W Magazine published a spread of actresses young and old who will likely be up for awards this January and February when Hollywood stands in a circle and jerks off on one another. Not the black people obviously. read more

Nicole Kidman Damaging Her Children

Nicole Kidman did a radio interview with two yentas who call themselves The Moms. You can be a mother or a father, but when your entire identity lies in the fact that you've reproduced, you're a loser. read more

As Goes the Pirelli Calendar So Goes the World

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world. read more

Nicole Kidman Nippy In The Desert And Shit Around The Web

Nicole Kidman has made a shit ton of movies you've never heard of or seen but that feature her super big nipples in some state of excitement on camera. This is why white people win all the Oscars. Talk about pretty in pink. (Egotastic All-Stars) Jennifer Bambi Martinez... read more

Scientologists Really Really Angry

A new documentary called Going Clear is being roundly applauded at the Sundance Film Festival which likely means it's cloying and unwatchable. It spills a bunch of beans about Scientology like how they abuse children and subvert labor laws and hypothesizes Nicole Kidman... read more

China Eats American

When it's time to dial up Americana for your big Chinese golf tournament, your party invite plan immediately moves to Morgan Freeman, Chris Evans, and Kenny G. That's God, Captain America, and a fey alto sax player to make the lingering Communist propagandists happy in... read more

Nicole Kidman Chesty At The Celebrate Life Ball In Melbourne

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Nicole Kidman Knocked Over By Paparazzi On A Bike

Natural redhead Nicole Kidman is pressing charges against paparazzo Carl Wu after he knocked her on her Aussie ass during Fashion Week. The photographer was trying to take pictures when he lost control of his bike and crashed into the tallest of Tom Cruise's former... read more

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't... read more