Chris Brown Opens Up About Beating

Domestic violence is never okay. In an obvious PR move, Chris made a documentary opening up about the beating to clear his name. Sort of.  read more

Rihanna Fucking Rich

It took several hours for the Internet to uncover the name of the dude seen making out with Rihanna in a pool in Spain. That provided a ton of speculation for people who are consumed with the love lives of people more romantically successful than themselves. read more

Rihanna Deep V and Shit Around the Web

Disgraced models, getting lucky in Kentucky, and more! read more

Rihanna Is Your Humanitarian of the Year

Rihanna's Humanitarian of the Year Award from Harvard University surprised many people who didn't realize you could be a hard partying auto-tuned pop star and also be extremely charitable. read more

Beefing With Azealia Banks Seems Like a Bad Idea

Some lessons in life have to be learned the hard way. Like never get in a fight with a crazy person. Mental patients care little for your superior muscles or legal power or social status. Even if you defeat a nut job, what have you really accomplished? Classic lose-lose. read more

Chick Flick Reboots and Microsoft's Bestiality Gigs on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #73

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I delve into the inane mess of rebooting male movies with female casts, Joss Whedon rape murder torture threats, Microsoft kiddy torture porn jobs available, the sparseness of attractive women athletes and why that's okay,... read more

Barbados Needs a Better Tourism Board (VIDEO)

Barbados is celebrating its 50th year of Independence from British colonial rule. That's the day they finally told the English to leave, then promptly created four-color travel brochures reminding them how much they secretly liked fucking black chicks. read more

Rihanna and Uncle Terry Stole a Baby

Nobody spoke up when Rihanna grabbed her own tit or a cigarillo for Terry Richardson. The baby is another matter. Where'd the baby come from, Uncle Terry? Speak now or gargle out the answer from the unfriendly end of a waterboard. read more

Rihanna Sex in Sweden (VIDEO)

Rihanna's concert performance involves a suspended glass walkway she crawls back and forth across in ass-less chaps over the crowd. Your basic strip show main stage with higher production cost. At various ports of call, Drake shows up to simulate fucking her doggy style.... read more

Rihanna Nipples Hard for Sneaker Dollars

Rihanna celebrated the release of her third round of marked up sneakers by walking around Manhattan showing off her panties and nipples. They're Pumas with thick rubber soles called "creepers" because that sounds better than "we ripped off Vans and nobody gives a shit". read more

Rihanna Pushing Boundaries That Don't Exist

In case you weren't clear about the music marketing concept of Rihanna being mostly naked in her music video, she released outtakes of herself mostly naked filming her music video. Later she'll be posting upright dildo pics to Twitter, Instagram, and the Barbados Tourism... read more

Rihanna Tits Music Tits

Just to remind everybody how much better Prince was at the musical arts than anybody on the Billboard Top 100, Rihanna released a new music video where she walks around in a see-through robe showing off her nipples and cigarettes. She's rather consciously made an entire... read more