Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

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Romee Strijd Keeps Victoria's Secret and Shit Around the Web

Lia Marie Johnson gets naked (DrunkenStepfather) Bella Hadid and friends go jet skiing (TMZ) Mariah Carey upskirt out on the town (TaxiDriverMovie)   Photographer Cassie Scott poses nude (EgotasticAllStars) Romee Strijd keeps Victoria's Secret (Egotastic) Pixie Lott... read more

Kendall Jenner Turns 21

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters, who presented her at the end of the evening with a car... read more

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Romee Strijd Sheer Lingerie

Victoria's Secret is positively cloning these blond chicks. Great looking, tall, slender, vaguely Flemish. Cloning will allow every man to afford a decent looking hooker. And rich men to strangle a few without repercussion. We need to pursue this technology. The bumps... read more

Sara Sampaio and Romee Strijd Ass Check

Of all the calls to action at last night's Oscars, Iñárritu's speech about respecting immigrants touched me somewhere in my moral center. I've decided to start with these two foreign models. They seem like hard workers and solid additions to the multicultural pie. Not... read more