Gigantic Monster Post-Baby Body

Fe-fi-fo-fum to you too. While everyone is focusing on Kris and Kylie Jenner's baby, let's turn to new mother and sassy starlet Serena Williams' hot new Insta post-baby snap as a brief distraction. And by hot I mean she could actually be Troy Polamalu. Except he would be... read more

Serena Williams Blames Race For People Thinking She Looks Mean

Serena Williams has a ton to say on gender equality, race relations, and female sports, all from an entirely personal, subjective, and completely unfounded position. Hence, the media adores her. read more

Chloe Ayling Sex Kidnapping and Serena Williams Cuckolded Baby Daddy on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #96

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, with special guest comedian Jessica Winther, we curse a Stalinist Google diversity and inclusion veep, ponder if Usher will be the first person to ever die from herpes, think about Sophie Turner's breasts while she says something,... read more

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Serena Williams Baby Daddy Full Tilt Beta

The baby between the female LeBron and a nerdy tall techie is probably going to be some dominant new leader of species. Imagine if Bill Gates could bench press 300 pounds. Or even 120. In the interim, we're left with the exclamations of a beta male baby daddy, Reddit... read more

Jessica Biel Dumping and Serena Williams Pumping on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #91

On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast, we answer Shonda Rimes question as to why nobody took her seriously when she was super fat, crush the religion that is Serena Williams idolatry, defecate on the Fearless Girl championship rings, Matt tries to but fails to... read more

Serena Williams Pregnant Naked

Serena Williams covers the August issue of Vanity Fair with barely covered tits and a distended womb. Motherhood is beautiful. Photographer Annie Leibovitz has been jonesing to capture the essence of a pregnant linebacker. read more

Serena Williams Pens an Open Letter to Her Unborn Child

Serena Williams penned a heartfelt note to her unborn daughter that fit perfectly with a down top boob shot on Instagram. Your grandma had a lot of kids. There are no photos of her on the mantle from this angle. Within the 78 words, Williams included two references to... read more

Serena Williams Pregnant Load

Female journalists worship Serena Williams, lest she demolish their Skull Island chic walk up lofts. This Serena Williams "sexy as hell" and "greatest athlete ever" nonsense requires the very best of the tireless feminist cabal.  read more

Beatification of Serena Williams Marches On

Brawny paper towels wants to remind you of the groundbreaking women in American History. The greats like Harriet Tubman, Amelia Earhart, Susan B. Anthony, Marie Curie, and Serena Williams. Not necessarily in that order. read more

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Serena Williams Mouthwatering

It's inspiring when a high school gets together and nominates the girl with Down Syndrome to be the prom queen. Prom queen is an idiotic title without any depth of meaning beyond the girl most people want to hate fuck. Serena Williams isn't a disabled teen.  read more

Serena Williams Now Pulling Taylor Swifts

There was a few years there where Taylor Swift was winning every single music award because fourteen year old girls were spending all their parents' money on her shit and the RIAA honors that appropriately. Swift's routine of pretending she was shocked to the core by each... read more

Serena Williams Can't Stop Looking Amazing

Every time Serena Williams introduces a new women's fashion line or accessory, it's hard not to be wrenched back to childhood when mom made you tell your aunt how much you loved your new unsightly Christmas sweater. read more