Gene Simmons Home Investigated for Child Porn

A special child porn police force of the future raided the home of Gene Simmons where they grabbed up computers and other electronic devices which may or may not include Shannon Tweed's vibrator because I'd take that too. Police are quick to point out that nobody in the... read more

GENE SIMMONS IS HOT

It was a wily idea for KISS singer (?) Gene Simmons and his girlfriend, 1982 Playmate of the Year Shannon Tweed, to get facelifts and tape it all for their A&E reality show "Family Jewels".  Because until three seconds ago, I'd never heard of their reality show. Or... read more