Sharni Vinson Loses Her Bikini Top

Who is Sharni Vinson? Do you care or are you already staring at her tits? Don't lie. This is your safe space. Vinson is a rexic Aussie actress who you might have seen in those StepUp dance movies if you're very badly pussy whipped. She also doesn't believe in covering up... read more

Sharni Vinson Is Packing On the Weight

Far be it from me to fat shame anybody, but Sharni Vinson looks like she put on a couple or three ounces since she needed a horse to keep her upright at the beach last week. It really shows when she gets wet. She needs to get that shit contained if she expects to keep... read more

Nothing More Beautiful Than an Anorexic and Her Steed

Sharni Vinson is fighting back against accusations she just might not be eating enough. After the Australian actress dropped below her birth weight, newspapers and magazines started questioning her general health. Sharni flipped on the pump that inflates her chest cavity... read more

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Sharni Vinson Doesn't Like the Sun But Her Nipples Do

Sharni Vinson is Australian so she's not supposed to be deathly afraid of the sun like her American counterparts. She's borne of many generations of hardened criminals who laughed at sunburn as it toughened their skin and made them capable of even more substantial rape... read more