Vanessa Minnillo wore a bikini, rode a bike

Vanessa Minnillo put on a bikini and went for a bike ride on Maui today, along with her husband Nick Lachey, who went shirtless to show off his sunken chest and intimidating barbed wire tat. Gulp. Look Mr. Lachey, I don't want any trouble okay, please, just leave me and... read more

Friday headlines, with Vanessa Minnillos honeymoon

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD - will return to MTV later this year, and now there's a 5 minute preview of the new season. In related news, Pauly Shore will box a kangaroo this weekend at the Des Moines Chevrolet "Dealin Days". (hollywood reporter) STEVEN SPIELBERG - made his first... read more

Afternoon headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON - says that, despite reports to the contrary, she's "extremely, extremely happy" about Nick Lacheys engagement to Vanessa Minnillo. When asked for a comment, Jessica said, "I assume there will be cake at the wedding, is that correct?" When asked for a... read more

Vanessa Minnillo is in a bikini

Vanessa Minnillo, who is still ungoddambelievable looking, and jackoff idiot Nick Lachey share the same birthday (November 9th) and so to celebrate they're down in Mexico this week. This is the kind of thing I would do if she was my girlfriend, and if I was allowed in... read more

this is an outrage

In 1977, Roman Polanski was 44 and a huge star in Hollywood since his Oscar nomination for directing 'Chinatown' 3 years earlier. He was also a photographer for magazines like Vogue. During a private photo shoot with a 13-year-old girl named Samantha Gailey, he gave her... read more


Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minillo are at the El San Juan Hotel & Casino in Puerto Rico this week for an early birthday celebration.  Oddly enough, their birthdays are the same.  On November 9th, Nick turns 34 and Vanessa turns 27.   Nick says: In terms of... read more


It was widely reported that OK! magazine paid almost half-a-million dollars last month to make sure the Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex pictures never saw they light of day.  And those still haven't shown up, but unedited naked pictures of Vanessa from the same day... read more


OK! magazine has paid almost half-a-million dollars to buy the uncensored pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo having sex in a hot tub in Mexico, but don't expect to see them any time soon.  The celebrity friendly magazine bought them to keep them off the market... read more


Nick Lachey has found a foolproof way to deal with the embarrassing questions about the sexy pictures taken with GF Vanessa Minnillo while on vacation in Mexico. His plan? Stare blankly and then have the cameras shut off. It's dumb but effective, and still slightly more... read more


The Australian magazine Famous is the first to publish the pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillio having sex in a hot tub while on vacation in Mexico last weekend.  There don't seem to be any decent scans online yet and none of the uncensored pics have hit but they... read more


TMZ says that pictures above, printed this week in Life and Style, are just the beginning of the racy photos that were taken last weekend as Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey vacationed in Mexico, and other pictures actually show the two having sex in a hot tub.  TMZ... read more


Life and Style is publishing naked pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey taken while the two were on vacation in Mexico this past weekend.  Except they're not really naked because the magazine censored them.  Which is good because it means I don't have to see a... read more