Ashley Graham Sexually Assaulted At 17 Because She’s Hot

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I’ve heard of a tall tale, but a fat one? Read on. A seismologist’s wet dream Ashley Graham has confessed to being a victim of sexual assault at the age of seventeen because like present-day, she was very attractive and had the ability to drive men wild. I want to start being body positive, so that’s […]

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Vogue Photoshops Ashley Graham

December 7, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The March issue of Vogue purports to represent “all types” of women, meaning several really hot models and also Ashley Graham. The cover declares:  “Women Rule! Fashion’s Fearless Females. No Norm is the New Norm.”  That last part is too nonsensical to be worthy of comment. Also, how do Women Rule! just because they’re on […]

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Ashley Graham Wants Bigger Women In VS Wings

November 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The term plus size is broader than the women that fall under the description. Ashley Graham wants to open up the floodgates to all things fat. She’s obviously uncertain how attraction works because a good portion of the male population encourages women at certain weight to put their clothes back on

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Ashley Graham Crackers Chesticles and Shit Around the Web

October 18, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Celebs show their girl power, Netflix nipples, and more!

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Farrah Abraham All That Vajazzle and Shit Around the Web

September 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Celebs in waist trainers, Selena Gomez see-through, and more!

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Ashley Graham “Paving The Way”

August 8, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

“People look at my size now and know that’s what makes me famous. That kind of sucks, too, because it’s like, ‘Damn, my size is what makes me famous?’”

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Ashley Graham Drops Ten and Gets Naked

July 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every great feminist social cause on social media comes down to an excuse to get naked for clicks. All the tortured sidesteps and empowerment platitudes can’t avoid the inevitable barely covered nude cheesecake selfies. The best body shaming and resist activists are naked on Instagram.

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Ashley Graham Inspires Herself To Tears (VIDEO)

June 21, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ashley Graham stars in a new YouTube video where she inspires the shit out of various insecure women. The grab bag of test subjects are paraded out onto a photo shoot where they greet Jesus disguised as a plus sized model.

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Ashley Graham Denies Losing Weight

June 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ashley Graham can’t win. That’s her official line. Unofficially she consumes six times more calories per day than any other model in the business, works out a third as much, and still rakes in millions. Save your tears for real hardships like bombed out Syrian refugees or HuffPo columnists whose favorite nail salon was raided by ICE.

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Ashley Graham Has Answers (VIDEO)

May 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ashley Graham brought the girth of her knowledge on fat women wearing heels to the Steve Harvey audience of giggling obese women. The short answer is, you can’t raise dump trucks up on blocks.

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