Bella Hadid, Em Rat Cow, and Alexis Ren Lose Clothes In The Name Of Love

December 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

As we come to the closing chapter of 2017 the countdown to Christmas and the New Year is a glorious one thanks to a few women who aren’t too fond of wearing clothes. 

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Adriana Lima Stands Down on Nudity on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #113

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The best part about covering Hollywood insanity, irrationality, and hypocrisy for a living is the never ending supply of content. 

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Madison Iseman’s All Woman and Shit Around the Web

December 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Bella busty at basketball, Golden Globe Nominudes, and more!

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Bella Hadid Robo Boobs In New York City

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Beep boop bop boop beep. Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid let her tits spill out all over Brooklyn yesterday while recharging her batteries on the set of some porn photo shoot. People legitimately seem to care about these pap smear pics from the momentous occasion, and I can only assume it’s because Hadid does us the courtesy of hiding her face in at least a couple of the pics while showing off her only redeeming feature(s). Lord knows people aren’t lining up for what’s going on below the waist. Unless they think they’re witnessing at one of those tragic old-timey circus sideshow acts from the 1800’s. Step right up to see a whore. 

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Bella Hadid Pushed to Tears Over U.S. Embassy Move

December 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bella Hadid used her father’s birthright to declare the proposed U.S. embassy move to Jerusalem to be the saddest day in the history of sadness.

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Vogue Photoshops Ashley Graham

December 7, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The March issue of Vogue purports to represent “all types” of women, meaning several really hot models and also Ashley Graham. The cover declares:  “Women Rule! Fashion’s Fearless Females. No Norm is the New Norm.”  That last part is too nonsensical to be worthy of comment. Also, how do Women Rule! just because they’re on […]

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Em Rata, Bella Hadid, Elsa Hosk Opening Their Legs For You

November 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

What is the world coming to when women are adjusting themselves to accommodate an imaginary pair of pearls they don’t own. I’m all for equality but don’t get upset with men for wanting some room to let the boys breathe and then attempt to pull the same maneuver for your nonexistent anatomy.

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Bella Hadid Lingerie Eveningwear and Shit Around the Web

November 21, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

January Jones flashing, best of Kelly Brook, and more!

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Can Someone Explain Bella Hadid’s Hips

November 20, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If beauty is pain, then Bella Hadid must be breathtaking, because she looks frankly excruciating in a new Instagram picture documenting her behind-the-scenes undie flashing at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Those who believe a woman’s curves should look like boulders hidden under pantyhose are going to be really into Hadid’s most recent Japanese sex robot hip upgrade, because she actually looks like she should be required to carry a Danger Falling Rocks sign around her neck. She moonlights as a rock climbing wall for thrill-seekers. True story.  

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Daddy’s Home Indeed and Shit Around the Web

November 17, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who’d you rather, Instagram boobs, and more!

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