Chrissy Teigen Takes On Pizzagate Conspiracy Accusations

January 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend were concerned about defending their name from being mixed up in scandals involving tasty pizza, Twitter verifications, and high-profile pedophiles this past week.

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Chrissy Teigen Took An 8-Hour U-Turn

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you needed another reason to hate people you’ve never met before add the inconvenience of making a U-Turn midair because some prick had an epiphany and realized they’ve boarded the wrong flight 4 hours in. 

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Chrissy Teigen Pan Am Ho Convention Birthday

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen managed to keep her nipples and cellulite at bay, as far as we know, during her Pan Am-themed thirty-second birthday party that people are talking about for some reason. Pan Am harkening back to a time when a male pilot could full-blown rape a stewardess and still make it home in time to punch his wife. Modeled on Teigen’s relationship with John Legend. Kidding, but…? 

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Barbara Fialho Feelin’ Fine and Shit Around the Web

November 30, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen birthday babe, Amazon Original nudity, and more!

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Miss Universe Contenders and Shit Around the Web

November 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Twerking singers, chicks naked under aprons, and more!

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Chrissy Teigen And Her Nipple Part One Thousand

October 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen’s nipples have lost some of their razzle and dazzle over the past few years, and now the former model is being forced to turn cheap tricks in order to get them back in the spotlight. If Teigen goes ten minutes without seeing her cellulite, tits, or searing political insight #trending on Twitter she spirals into an existential crisis – because it means the world is really missing out – so forgive her for how tragic and desperate she seems in today’s story of one woman’s shameless nipple hoing.

 

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Chrissy Teigen, Other Celebs Join #WomenBoycottTwitter Festivities

October 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen has come out as anti-rape – a brave stance that even some rapists probably agree with – and is championing the anti-violence against women revolution by boycotting Twitter for an entire day. “Sacrifice” doesn’t do this justice. “Slightly inconvenienced” doesn’t really either. History buffs will recall that all of the most important social change was initiated by boycotting something innocuous for twenty-four hours. If only Gandhi could have turned off his Twitter notifications for a day to teach the world a thing or two. As if not having cute food pics for Instagram wasn’t enough.

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Chrissy Teigen Opens Up About Alcohol Abuse

August 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now it all makes sense. She’s been blind drunk this whole time. Chrissy Teigen is more relatable than ever, to alcoholics, in a new interview with Cosmopolitan where she opens up about her struggles with boozing. Cellulite, stretch marks, and now alcoholism? The Real Housewives are shaking. Teigen would find a way to contract feline […]

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Chrissy Teigen Period Skin Bravery

August 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The caption on Teigen’s tweet – “period skin. so mad.” – is moving enough to squeeze out another day from her fear-based suicidal followers. Lena Dunham’s feminist body-owning comes in the form of a FUPA-friendly taint on HBO. But women want to believe they can relate to someone who doesn’t look like Ziggy. Where Teigen comes in.

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Chrissy Teigen Still Talking About Her Womb

June 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The rate of infertility issues among female social media celebrities is roughly one-hundred percent. Reproduction related issues are the last topical refuge of women with nothing else to talk about.

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