Eiza Gonzalez Eyes’a Poppin’ and Other Crap Around the Web

January 9, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Mandy Moore makes memes of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Guess The Bachelor beauty’s beach bikini body (TMZ) Bella Thorne, confuses silly Time’s Up with her serious sexual assault confessions (TerribleWords) Blanca Blanco nipples in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie) Eiza Gonzalez bombshell at Globes Pre-Party (Egotastic) Gabriella Klein‘s colorful topless photo shoot (EgotasticAllStars) Alison Brie unleashes her awesome braless cleavage (Popoholic) Hailey Clauson‘s […]

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Gal Gadot of the Year and Shit Around the Web

November 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hotties eating at In-N-Out, Naked Queens, and More!

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Kara Del Toro Seeing Red and Shit Around the Web

October 23, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Social media underboob, abundant TV nudity, and more!

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Alexandra Daddario Female Lothario and Shit Around the Web

June 26, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Brooke Burke yacht yoga, sexy archaeologists, and more!

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Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

June 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more!

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Eiza Gonzalez Spandex Superstar and Shit Around the Web

June 9, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Miss Bumbum Brazil, Lily-Rose Depp in full bloom, and more!

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Eiza Gonzalez First in Line

May 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Trump speaks of the big door in the magnificent wall at the Southern border letting in all the good people, presumably he’s speaking of chicks like Eiza Gonzalez. Quit being dodgy. Make it clear that the small fraction of the Mexican population not requiring an underwire bra gets in first.

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Eiza Gonzalez Is No Miley Cyrus

August 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is the Mexican singer who stole Miley Cyrus’ fiance last year by pointing out that she was far hotter, had bigger tits, and didn’t wipe her poo hands on her lips after taking a shit just to seem punk. She also has a Spanish accent. A Spanish accent can raise a boner like Jesus […]

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Eiza Gonzalez Flashes Her Panties

December 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican singer that Liam Hemsworth started boning when Miley Cyrus refused to keep her promise of never speaking during sex. She was a solid Plan B. She’s not quite as rich and famous as Miley, but she does look like a woman, which is an advantage when your dad shoves his […]

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Miley Wants Liam Back After This Much Hotter Bitch Broke Them Up

November 28, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus wants her man back. And she’s not letting her spastic back or Bieber clone looks get in the way of retrieving the Hemsworth brother who left her for a much hotter Eiza Gonzalez. Eiza had the added allure of not talking like a retired smoker at the Horseshoe Casino Hold ‘Em table. But […]

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