Elizabeth Hurley Bustily Ever After and Shit Around the Web

December 4, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Katy Perry does the worm, Top 10 nude scenes of the year, and more!

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Daddy’s Home Indeed and Shit Around the Web

November 17, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who’d you rather, Instagram boobs, and more!

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Ehrmagerd, Nerse Berbs Gemma Merna ernd Shirt Arerd de Werb

November 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Elizabeth Hurley battles Heidi Klum for supreme hotness and more!

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Kate Hudson Classic Beauty and Shit Around the Web

October 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton’s Halloween duds, Mr. Skin’s nudity filled DVD releases, and more!

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Iskra Lawrence Baby Blue Beauty and Shit Around the Web

August 21, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Mayweather/McGregor’s Corona Girls, Magdalena Frackowiak topless, and more!

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Mr. Skin Minute Features Scarlett Johansson Out of Her ‘Shell’

April 2, 2017 | video | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Mr. Skin gives us the only Scarlett Johansson clips we really care about!

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Elizabeth Hurley in A Bikini

September 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not clear what you’re supposed to say when a fifty-one year old woman self-publishes bikini snapshots of her amazing plastic surgery work. The rote “you look incredible for your age” seems to slight a long list of medical technicians, estheticians and stone masons deeply involved in the production process.

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Vacation

November 2, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Elizabeth Hurley looks good for seventy, or hope she can type for twenty five. Her wiki says fifty but it’s hard to pin down a precise age given the extensive remodeling. It’s like dating galaxies. You use lots of Greek characters and hope everybody at the conference who knows better is skiing. She seems happy. […]

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Tom Sizemore Denies His Own Tale of President Clinton Banging Elizabeth Hurley

February 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s an interesting conundrum. If you’re a fucked up junkie like Tom Sizemore who likes to ramble and rant and have your dick sucked on home video, are you more or less likely to be telling the truth being that you’re not in your right mind? Sure, junkies spew tons of nonsense because they’re brains […]

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