Izabel Goulart Tarzanning About and Shit Around the Web

January 2, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hailey Baldwin bottoms up, best butts of 2017, and more!

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Hailey Baldwin Beach Bikini Shoot And Shit Around The Web

December 7, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

 Hailey Baldwin and Sara Sampaio frolic on the beach in bikinis in this sexy shoot. Only girls can truly frolic. A man who frolics is no man at all.

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Blind Date Bang-o-Rama and Shit Around the Web

December 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Blind Date with a twist, busty bathrobe babes, and more!

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Ehrmagerd, Nerse Berbs Gemma Merna ernd Shirt Arerd de Werb

November 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Elizabeth Hurley battles Heidi Klum for supreme hotness and more!

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You’ll Never Believe What The Powerpuff Girls Look Like Now. What Happened?

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin reimagined the Powerpuff Girls as broken whores for Halloween last night, wearing everything from thigh-high boots to a bondage collar to really drive the point home that they’re gross and desperate. Kendall looks like either Bai Ling on a bad day or Emily Ratajkowski after a horrific accident, and Baldwin looks like Ivanka Trump trying to convince her husband that he’s not gay by wearing Adult World fetish gear in the bedroom. 

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Hailey Baldwin Leather and Lace and Shit Around the Web

September 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Beachin’ bikini bodies, slow motion bikini jumping, and more!

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Hailey Baldwin Receives Jesus Despite

August 31, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Hailey Baldwin pretends to be a real life model in the new Fashion Magazine, where she talks about being a marginalized Christian and her struggles Internet bullying. Dumb cow. Kidding. Baldwin is the jizz and egg scramble that came from Stephen and Kennya Baldwin, so unlike some of her Instagram model contemporaries who benefited from the fame nepotism boost, Baldwin pretty much started from scratch. Baldwin is “deeply religious” according to the magazine and fringe as f**k according to her.

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Celebrity Offspring Audition For Victoria Secret Angel Position

August 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Slap a celebrity’s face on advertisements and you’ve just validated very poor quality panties for the overly impulsive to purchase. So what if the majority of your customer base can’t fit what you sell.

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Fyre Festival Promoter Arrested

July 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The measure of smarts is inversely proportional to how affirmatively you describe yourself with a fake title. Trade a million tech disruptors for four Asian computer nerds if you want your business to live. 

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