The Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon Dream Show Is Here

November 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

“Apple’s [content] strategy is to focus on extremely mild, family-friendly fare that straddles the drama and comedy genres but doesn’t get too deep into any one niche.”

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Jennifer Aniston’s Cleavage Misses Brad Pitt Too and Shit Around the Web

September 15, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sommer Ray, Demi Lovato, Antonio Banderas co-stars nude, and more!

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Jennifer Aniston Slams All H8ers In New Statement

August 14, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston opens up about body-shaming, and all kinds of shaming for that matter, in a new interview for Vogue – the publication that favors underage thirty-pound near-dead models, and that is helmed by Anna Wintour, who once said: “I’d just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses.” 

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Jennifer Aniston Vaguely Champions Something That Might Be Women’s Rights

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston went on Ellen to remind everybody that she has yet another shitty looking movie coming out for Christmas. It’s a low ball comedy with lots of groin jokes. She’s being paid millions. She also spent most of the interview playing Never Have I Ever about being in the Mile High Club.

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Jennifer Aniston Talks Dildos To Disabled Children

November 24, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston did some terrible government subsidized British talk show and brought up sex toys. This generated some excitement amongst the British viewing audience because they live for this type of shit. I

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Jennifer Aniston Scolds the Celebrity Media

July 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston turned to the all white soul cycling female editorial bastion Huffington Post to scold the shit out of gossip rags for their intrusive running commentary on her personal life. She neglected to mention the premium celebrity magazine outlets with whom she’s worked a mutually beneficial public relations campaign for the past two decades.

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Jennifer Aniston Nipping In New York And Shit Around The Web

July 7, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

There’s a special affection a man feels for a woman whose nipples are constantly visible. It’s a maternal comfort combined with an unseemly erection. This is why we have shrinks. Work that shit out. It’s not Jennifer Aniston’s fault she really loves the sunshine.

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Jennifer Aniston Named Most Beautiful And Shit Around The Web

April 21, 2016 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

People Magazine came out with its most beautiful people issue and chose Jennifer Aniston as the most beautiful person of 2016. No, you didn’t get stuck in a time warp to 1993. This is how magazines get access and how you lose faith in magazines. Her arms creep me out. (Dlisted) Amberleigh West is topless out […]

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Jennifer Aniston Pokies

August 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston got privately married to that actor who wears a motorcycle helmet to ensure she’d be as boring as humanly possible. Her long standing ‘I don’t need a man to be happy’ shtick was the last vestige of interesting. She’s back on set with Jason Sudeikis working on the next modestly amusing comedy you […]

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Old Crone Jennifer Aniston Gets Hitched And Shit Around The Web

August 6, 2015 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

Rachel from that shitty Friends show, (AKA Jennifer Aniston), married her longtime boyfriend Justin Theroux in a secret wedding. And nary a fuck was given anywhere. Read all about her latest grab for relevance. (TMZ) Berit Birkeland shows off her topless tits in a pool. (Egotastic All-Stars) Enjoy Stella Maxwell’s dirty dirty nipples. (Drunken Stepfather) […]

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